"Lol it blew up my notifications too." I admit.
"Same." CrazyCatLady123456 agrees.
"I could write a fanfic just off of these comments." I joke.
"OMG PLEASE DO THAT!" CrazyCatLady123456 yells. "THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!"
"It would." I laugh. "Okay, I'm starting the fanfic if anyone's interested. But it won't be done immediately."
"Okay can't wait to reply when it's done." CrazyCatLady123456 is already getting ready for the first chapter.
"The Author's Note is done, read it first, then I will publish the first part of my amazing story." I wink. CrazyCatLady123456 nods.
"Hello." Captain pops out of no where. "Sick. I am always sick, I get sick really easy..." Captain hangs her head and a single tear falls.
"I'm writing a fanfic about this stuff." I inform her.
"I know! It is awesome!"
"Still working on the next chapter."
"Ok. Hope you get better soon FairyTailNaluIsLife!" CrazyCatLady123456 shouts.
"AYE SIR!!!!!!!!" I salute.
"Thanks." Captain laughs.
"Get well soon! I'll give you lots on chocolates and teddy bears when you're bett- wait, I don't even know where you live..." That_Crazy_Dot comes to a realization. In fact, we don't know where anyone lives in this army.
"Thank!" Captain finds her and eats chocolates in 10 seconds and hugs the teddy bears.
"No problem! P.S. How did you know where I live? Are you my neighbor? Do you also live in the Philipines? P.P.S I'm a girl, I'm not a Frisk who has no gender." That_Crazy_Dot laughs.
"Thank you! I am physic, so I know where you live. I don't live in the Philippines. I'm also a girl!" Captain replies.
"You're awesome!" That_Crazy_Dot laughs.
"You're awesome as well!"
~Eight Days Later~
"Hello. HEY EVERYONE! I FOUND LISANNA'S DEAD GHOST FACE!" Captain bursts into camp, then starts to feed dead moldy Lisagna her dead ear. Which is very disturbing to watch. I think she's gone crazy.
As if reading my mind, she replies, "No.... no I am not crazy..... just................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ok......... yeah I am crazy but............. I AM A MAJOR NALU SHIPPER SO.......... WADDA YOU EXPECT!?"
"YO," That_Crazy_Dot waves. "DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW TO CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF LASAGNA!"
"DON'T FORGET THE CHOCOLATE AND PRINGLES!" CrazyCatLady123456 joins in.
"THIS IS ALL GOING IN MY BOOK!!!! YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS! And yes.. DON'T forget the Pringles." I add, wiping away tears from laughing so much.
"Yes.... yes we are." Captain agrees with my crazy statement. "DON'T FORGET THE BOOZE!" Theb she remembers what happened last time... "Ahhhhh good times.... WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Also, anime-lover7 remember to put the time we all had a party in your story as well.... I think that would be VERY funny." I nod.
(Wait, I think I forgot to put that... anyway, back to the story)
"There are so many people on Wattpad who are either from the Philippines, America, or Britian (sorry just changed the topic but I was reading earlier comments)." Chum_of_FT joins in. Actually, we haven't seen him/her in a while.
"Yeah........"
"IKR we're everywhere. AND I'LL BRING FOOD AND DRINKS! TELL ME WHAT TO BRING I WON'T FORGET THE BOOZE, PRINGLES, CHOCOLATE, AND ICE CREAM! I LOVE ICE CREAM!I'LL ALSO ORDER PIZZA AND MCDONALDS! WOOT WOOT!" That_Crazy_Dot asks us all, taking orders.
"I'M FROM 'MERICA! DON'T FORGET THE RIBS!" CrazyCatLady123456 shouts.
"'Merica!" I join in.
"My cat is doing some weird ass shit while staring at me and it's making me uncomfortable." CrazyCatLady123456 informs us, staring at her cat.
"SLEEPOVER AT MINE!" That_Crazy_Dot shouts.
Ahahaha! I'm from Australia. YAAAAAAAY! Okay, when is the party starting?" Captain asks.
She probably is just waiting for the booze.
"Just pretend we're in Fiore lolol. AND IT'S 8 PM LOLOL!" That_Crazy_Dot says that, but over here it's 7:11 PM.
"SHIT I'M 43 MINUTES LATE (it's 8:43 where I am)!" CrazyCatLady123456 starts running around frantically. Kinda looks like a chicken with its head cut off... yeah....
"10:53. AM. Oo! Whoooooo." Oh no! Captain's gotten drunk again!
"Wot. It's 8:54 AM in here. Fudge you time zones." That_Crazy_Dot checks the time.
"It's pm over here." Crazy informs, checking her clock.
"8:05 pm over in Illinois of America." I check my own time.
"It's 11:28pm here in 'merica. Hehe. (MidWest which idk why they're still called Midwestern states when we're obviously in the East but whatever)." Chum_of_FT sighs.
"11:49 pm on the east coast USA.... I should probably sleep." Crazy realizes.
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Huehuehue, don't worry. I published double chapter... huehuehuehue. You're welcome greedy readers......
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