YASH.
Another oneshot.
Because why not?
Noboru had once regretted knowing Gao Mikado.
Sure, he had known him since third grade, but so what? He just needed another player for his dodgeball team.
But that didn't mean Gao could drag him everywhere.
Literally.
Just as he sat down at the edge of the fountain (who knows, there were lots of fountains in Aibo, he didn't give a damn), running from a certain buddyfighter (everytime, everytime), when said person screamed his name.
'NOBORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!'
Sigh.
Gao tackled the boy with a hug, earning muffled shouts from Noboru. 'Mhmmhmhhhhmmhmmhmmm!' (Translation: Let go of me, you Buddyfight for brains!) Gao didn't let go. 'Mhmmhmhhhhmmhmmhmmm!' Noboru flipped back and fell into the fountain, while Gao let go just before he did.
'Bro ya ok?' Go peered over the edge of the fountain. Noboru was no where to be seen. 'Shoot! Bro, I didn't drown you right? Hey, Noboru? Yo?'
Noboru wanted to sink to the bottom of the fountain.
But that want a choice, since the fountain was only half a meter deep. (Don't ask me, these are weird fountains.)
Bubbles erupted on the surface as Noboru's head popped out. He was fine, just that-
'Who are you? What happened to my bro Noboru?' Wow Gao. What a nice greeting to someone who just nearly 'drowned'.
The hair at the back of Noboru's neck was all straightened, reaching his shoulder blades.
'Nice words from the person who nearly drowned me in a fountain.'
Gao gasped dramatically. 'Oh my gosh bro! I didn't know it was you! Sorry bro! I didn't drown you right?' Noboru almost choked at his stupudness. 'If you did, I would be floating around like a corpse already. Thanks so much.'
'You're welcome!' Gao apparently didn't know what sarcasm was. He decided to let that drop. Gao pulled Noboru out of the fountain, and literally dragged him off to get a towel from the bathroom. He then dragged him back to the fountain (he could have just gotten a towel and came back, Noboru sighed once again). 'Sit down, bro. Lemme dry your hair.' Noboru snapped, 'I can do it on my own!' Gao grinned like a maniac. 'Nope!'
While Gao dried his hair, he asked Noboru a few questions that the latter regretted answering.'
Gao: How come your hair is so long?
Noboru: Shut up. It just spikes out, and I don't give a damn.
Gao: Your hair is so soft! How did ya do that?
Noboru: It's like that naturally. And I also don't give a damn.
His hair was back to normal now, but he didn't notice Gao rubbing his face in his hair though.
'Gyaah!' He could feel his face heat up at what Gao was doing. 'Get off me you pervert!' He knocked Gao over and flung him behind him.
Right into the fountain.
Shoot.
'Bro!' Gao grinned like a physco (sorry for typos) and stared at him. 'Nice way of expressing your love for me!'
The bell rang in the background. Noboru decided that leaving Gao and getting to class on time was a better option. Oh well. He rushed off, leaving him in the fountain.
'Hey bro! Remember, I love you!'
Noboru seriously regretted being friends with Gao Mikado.
A/N
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I'm sorry to whoever who is actually reading this but Gao seems like a physcopath I'm so sorry
