Lol. Did your life really sink that low? (mine did, that's why I wrote this) That you had to go on Wattpad and read this pointless book about the adventures of a boy and his water bottle?
Really queen?
You're so much more than that.
C'mon gurly, don't waste your life like this.
Get out of your bed full of tears and saturated fat and go outside.
Get out, looking as cute as you already are... and SLAY THE FUCKING DAY!
Because your life is precious. As amazing as it is, it is a ticking time bomb.
And as soon as you realize, that your life is coming to an end...
You'll look back, regretting everything that you haven't had the chance to do. Everything you wanted to do, but chickened out, with the fear of being judged.
When you look back at your life, you will realize how much you missed out on. All of the opportunities you had that you just let walk by you.
Because your wasting your life on this dUmB sHiT!!!
I mean c'mon, you really must have hit hit rock bottom if you somehow stumbled on this book and genuinely had interest in Askewj's water bottle. Except if we go to school together and you saw this book and thought to yourself," Oh my god, Ricard you fucking dumbass. What are you doing with your life?".
No! What are YOU doing with your life?
Just think:
How will you be remembered?
As that invisible kid that nobody even realize went to your school?
As that narcissistic bitch who thinks their the shit but literally looks like expired road kill?
Or will are you just "regular"?
You have the option to choose how and what you will be remembered as. Be smart with that choice.
YOU ARE READING
Jesus Lives in My Water Bottle
RomanceYoung teen, Askewj Psjenws, has a secret... Jesus loves in his water bottle. During his adventures with his water bottle, he must come to terms with himself. He later realizes that he can no longer keep the secret any longer. One day when he finally...
