39| Bedtime Stories

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Ocne upan a tiem der was a boye wiht yellow hair

Its so yellow everywan deyd

Now boye wiht yellow hair was sad

He aet so many bananas becouz he was brooken harted

His hair became a banana toe becouz he aet so many bananas

Then oen dae banana boey was aeting bananas

A coconat fall on hies head

Banana boey craiyd

The coconat intodooced hiemself as

PIKO

Hies name was Piko

Piko was also sad becouz everywan deiyd

Dey desaided to go on a jorneh

On da way they met a hoarse

The hoarses name was

JEAN KIRSTEIRN

Banana boey named him dat becoaz he watched dem animoo ATTACK ON TITAN and dem hoarse look liek

A hoarse

De hoarse also dieyd

Becoaz he thought Piko was Armin

RIP hoarse-san

Then tde too saw a river

All dey was was titians screaming

WE NEID TO EAT SHOTASSS

SHOTASSS

Banana boey and coconat was scrared

Dey sawed a boey with bandages in hies boday screames liek Tarzan

Dem little kowaii cinnamon roll beated dem Shota-eating titains

Hies name was

OLIVER

Oliver seeded banana boy and coconat

He sayed he also wanna go in dem fricking journay

Nao author-san is getting tires nao two

Okay

On dem journay

Ddey sawed a drahgon

Dem Piko screameded

IGNEEL

Becooz he watched two dem animoo Fairy Tail

NOW DRAGHON IS ANGREY

IT BREATHDEDED ICE

YES ICE

BECAUSE FIRE IS TOO NORMAL DECK DIS CHIET

DEM STOOPAYD DRAGHON DID DEM RUNNING MAN CHALENGEH

DEM THREE OF DEYM IS SURPRISESDEDED

DET ALSO DANCED

DEY DANCED TILL DEY DIE

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MORAL: DON'T DOE DEM RUNNING MAN CHALLEEENGE WHEN MEYTING A DRAGHON

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