SweetAndTaengy69: Hey there gorgeous, the light of my life, the center of my universe, my everything, if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
GoldenJk1997: Lol no hoe.
SweetAndTaengy69: Ok, look, I'm trying really hard, I really am you know. We talked for this long and I spend a lot of time trying to say something nice to you. I'm not trying to pick you up now, I honestly like you. You're super funny, and you're cute, and such a sarcastic little shit and I want to beat the living crap out of you but like...in a loving way. Why're you making this so difficult?
GoldenJk1997: How long did it take you to think that nice little speech up?
SweetAndTaengy69: :-(
GoldenJk1997: Ok, I'm sorry. I honestly thought this was all a joke and I don't like taking someone's feelings as a joke so I'm really sorry. Things are really chaotic with me right now and I actually enjoy getting messages from you but I really thought you were some fuck boi and I don't want my time wasted so I guess, can we start over then? Is that ok?
SweetAndTaengy69: Sure, yeah.
SweetAndTaengy69: So, I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
GoldenJk1997: Oh my god, please, why?
SweetAndTaengy69: Why not?
GoldenJk1997: I'm going to go now.
SweetAndTaengy69: No! Why?
GoldenJk1997: Why not?
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Yes, more plot.
They're going to meet soon yes yes.
YOU ARE READING
Flirt ∽ VKook
FanfictionーWhere Taehyung finds it his job to chat Jungkook up everyday; "Baby, just let me love you." ≫ ONGOING {Some pick up lines belong to me but most of the comebacks are mine}
