Flirt ∽ VKook

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SweetAndTaengy69: Did you know that clothes pose a potentially fatal skin disease?

GoldenJk1997: I guess that explains why you always look so funny.

SweetAndTaengy69: >:-( I'm just worried for your health man

SweetAndTaengy69: I recommend you dispose of all of your clothes

GoldenJk1997: Really? Already trying to get rid of my clothes before we even have our first date?

SweetAndTaengy69: ........

SweetAndTaengy69: Hey, so since we're dating, let's go on an actual date!

GoldenJk1997: Wow, what a great idea! Took you long enough though.

SweetAndTaengy69: Stop being so rude, who taught you all of this Mr.Sarcastic

GoldenJk1997: There's a little voice in my head, I call them Satan. They like to sass.

GoldenJk1997: And my mom taught me :^)

SweetAndTaengy69: Your mom seems......nice?

GoldenJk1997: He is.

SweetAndTaengy69: He?

GoldenJk1997: Yes, he. My loving gay father I call mom.

SweetAndTaengy69: Wow, I can't wait to meet your parents!

GoldenJk1997: I can't wait either, Seokjin is going to stuff you full istg.

SweetAndTaengy69: ANYWAYS!!!!! Can we meet up?

GoldenJk1997: Yeah, just meet me after school tomorrow by the entrance.

SweetAndTaengy69: AHHHHHH I'm excited!

GoldenJk1997: You should be.

GoldenJk1997: I am too.

SweetAndTaengy69: <3333333

GoldenJk1997: <3

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Ah, Flirt is coming to its end soon, thank you for sticking with this story and me for so long, ily all :-)

This chapter is for @taoris__, @viqueenta, and everyone who totally believed that Jin was Jungkook's mom in the earliest chapters.

And that little voice called Satan, is me because I see all those comments about Jungkook being savage, but you all know it's me. Jungkook is sassy but he needs more of a satanic push, he's still a fetus even if he's "ALMOST 18!"

Note 11/23/18: I changed some things here and there. If you read this awhile ago, you may know what I've changed.