7 Minutes in Heaven (Undertale)

A Bottle of Ketchup

A Bottle of Ketchup.

You looked at it. You were sure with who are You going to be in the closet.

Sans.

You sighed, knowing that he's going to be too lazy to do anything. You decided to walk inside the closet... and he was already here. "He probably just teleported." - You thought. When someone closed the door behind You, You decided to... sit down and wait until it's over.

...

...

...

- hey kid.

!!

- Y-yeah? - You asked.

- why won't ya give lil' ol' me a hug?

...You didn't know how to respond. You decided to hug Sans.

...It wasn't a good idea. When You hugged him, You heard a weird scream-like noise. It was similar to those weird duck toys, that when You squish them, they scream.

- see? i'm screamin' for ya.

- Sans, that was bad.

- nah. - he said and... decided to lie on the ground. You sat next to him.

- So... um...

- ...ya probably thinkin' that maybe we should do somethin' when we've got the chance, huh? - he asked.

- ...Kinda. - You responded.

- welp. sorry, kiddo. i'm just a pack of bones, so huggin' me won't be a nice thing to do. and i don't have lips... so there's nothin' ya can kiss. - he said and You sighed.

- I know... but... Hey! I don't mind hugging or kissing You! After all, cheeks are also.. kissable!

- heheh... right.

You looked at Sans... and decided to smooch his cheek. He suddenly grabbed the back of Your head and looked right into Your eyes.

- y'know... i've never seen such beautiful eyes. maybe 'cause the other human i know has them closed all the time..? heh.. dunno.

- Hm... what about Chara, then? - You asked.

- don't say his name it makes me sick. - he said fastly.

- Sorry... - You apologized and hugged Sans. He hugged You back and then... Chara opened the closet. He was staring at Sans with disgust and Sans' blue eye was glowing. You decided to... take Chara away from Sans and so You did. When You came back to Your skele-boy, he looked at You and said:

- thanks for some nice seven minutes, kiddo. - then, he patted You and walked away. You decided to follow him and of course... he was telling You some puns about stalkers. Yeah.