Hope you enjoy dis. Sorry that's not the q&a vid WARNING ALOT OF CUSSING
Ive been living with the sidemen for a week now. Simon and JJ asked me if i wanted to answer some questions with them. I grab a chair and sit in the middle of them. We start the video. "Hey guys im *smiles stupidly* AHAHHAHAHAH!! I'm scared im not used to this. OK im Y/n and im with Simon and JJ. And we are doing sidemen- wait." i say. we are laughing. "we are doing a Q&A." said Simon covering for me. " thanks Si." I say. He winks. "First question. Y/n give Simon a kiss." said JJ. He was laughing and me and Simon look at each other. We lean in and it happened. JJ was so shocked. We pull apart. "That was so nice." I say. "bro tbh i didn't know she was gonna actually do this but it happened." Said Simon.
"OK next question. If you have one person to take to a island who would it be and why." said JJ. "I would take Y/n cause she is a great kisser." said Simon. "I would take your mom cause i can." i say. " I don't think i know who to take. I'll probably take vikk just cause i want to." Said JJ. I start laughing so damn hard. I flip my hair. "Next question. What would you do if Simon pinned you against the wall." Said JJ. "I would go along with it. hahaha!!!" I say.
~time skipped~
After the video i stayed where i was and was lazy. I flopped on simons bed and he looked at me funny. "Your not planning on sleeping here are you?" asked Simon. I shrug and take a selfie on Instagram. After a while i get up and go to bed. My bed was set up by vikk. I fall asleep.
~3am comes~
I wake up to my phone going off. It was from Simon. (S is Simon and M is you)
S-Hey.
M- What do u want its 3 in the morning.
S- but i made waffles.
M- hang on ill be down in a minuet.
I get up and tip toe down stairs. I go to the kitchen and see him standing there with waffles. "*yawns* Hey you actually made waffles." i say. "yeah why would i lie to you." He says. I shrug. Thats when the rest of the guys come down and we all just eat waffles and make a mess. We messed around too. "Y/n sing a rap." said JJ. "Do i have to make it up?" I say. "Nah." They all say at once. I start singing nasty freestyle...
Ya say Roro, you know I did it right?
Who is Rickey Wayne the mix tape
Ya feel me?
First let me hop out the motherfucking Porsche
I don't want her if that ass don't sit like a horse
I be balling on these niggas got me feeling like sports
Dash got so much wood I could build me a fort
Ain't too many things I ain't done yet
I'm the king of this shit
Crowned by the toilet
I'm just barely getting started
You already upset
Got a tiger as a pet
I just took him to the vet
Homie I be making hits
I'm the rap Derek Jeter
Let your bitch ride on me
Like she was on a feeder
If the pussy ain't good
Then I probably won't feed her
Lil homie you can keep her
Cause I really don't need her
I ain't worried 'bout a feature
Homeboy you's a pee on toilet seat
Ass nigga man I swear you getting peed on
Man, my jewelry so cold I walk around with the heat on
My alarm clock set just in case they wanna sleep on
Ya dig
I'm a full time player
Hopping out in alligator
Sipping lean and now and later
Homie, I'll annihilate ya
If you think you wanna battle
You gon' have to pay some paper
I just hit her and I quit her
I would never ever date her
It's a shame how I'm barely getting love in the city
Travel to another town, you can bet they fucking with me
I be killing this shit
Pray to God they forgive me
They said, "When you blow up don't forget me, "
Man
I been on fire
Ever since they made the lighter
My boys will pull up on ya, homie, I ain't talking diapers
Walk into your function on point I'm like a sniper
My girl bad like Dej Loaf so don't try her
Flexing all you want but homeboy you ain't ready
Ten times sharper than Michael Myer's machete
Been about the money I ain't worried 'bout the fame
'Bout to have everybody saying, "Who is Rickey Wayne?"
That's me
The guys are oohing. I was getting really tired. We were in living room and i was laying down on the couch by Simon. H e saw how tired i was so he picks me up and takes me to bed. The next morning i wake up at 1pm. I get up and go down stairs. I run into Simon. "Sorry." i say. "its fine." he says. We continued down stairs. My yawn was coming in and it was right when i got into the kitchen. I yawn and it sounded sexually. "What the F**k was that." said JJ. "I dont know but it turned me on." said Tobi. We all laugh except Simon. I think he was a little jelly. I make me some cereal.
