Mr.Brightside ♛The Story of a Dead Boy♛

Zombie

A/N: I'm really excited about this book and I hope you guys like it and can look past the future spelling and grammar errors. Ill try my best to update frequently? Also dose anyone know how to make a proper cover? If so I'd appreciate your help! Also the picture above is Ashe ; ) sexy zombie.

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Zombie:

ˈzämbē/

noun

A corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.

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Living dead, undead, walking dead, soulless corpse ok damn the last one is kind of harsh don't you think, but sadly I've been called them all.

In modern day time aka the 2000's era  humans have become quite acquainted with the word zombie. I mean their always throwing it around all willy nilly, betraying them in horror movies as savages, totally forgetting the meaning of the word.

Its straight up bogus, and I know your probably wondering why some random guy is bitching about this to an audience of people who probably don't give two fly fucks about the shit that comes out of his mouth....

Well it's because I am a, Zombie.
[Inserts shocked face emoji]
Ha Ha Ha kind of surprising right I wonder how the humans haven't figured it out yet.
[Whispers]
Their stupid

Jk Jk I'm kidding humans are very smart with big, beautiful, intelligent, delicious, .... tasty, ......brrraaaiiinnns!

I'm sorry,where was I? Oh yeah how could humans not have figured this out yet? What is this twilight, I'm no Edward Cullen though. I'm sure if I was I'd have much better luck with the ladies.
[Sighs]

But back on topic,I'm a zombie not a vampire! Not hating on vampires or anything,personally I think vampires much better but humans have been getting it mixed up A LOT.

By now, if you haven't run off yet screaming for dear life your probably wondering how poor lil' ole me got like this way or in most cases why I haven taken a chunk out of you yet.

Well I feed on a organic mixture of animal meats and herbs together their supposed to taste like human flesh [not sure if it really dose,I never tasted a human before] and sustain my ever growing hunger for humans flesh.

As for that other question well my acquaintance never fucking ever in your god damn life date and then dump a girl who says she's into witch craft. She might just turn you into a pumpkin or something even worse a zombie.

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Knock,Knock,Knock.

She dose this every morning.

"Ashe get up."

I like to sleep in, after five months of living with a person you'd think they would come to learn and respect you sleeping schedules. B hasn't leaned shit.

At the absence of a response B twisted the nob that belonged to my door and slowly pushed it open just enough to let some light and her nimble body slip into the room.

She made no sound as she moved threw the darkness of my room just like a stealthy thief and neared the bed where I currently laid under the covers with my head rested on a numerous amounts of pillows and my eyes seemingly open.

I was watching her of course.

When I had first witnessed how gracefully she moved in the dark I was stunned at how God like she was. B walked with a purpose as if she had planned her moves out a head of time. I just wish I could say the same for when she was in the light.