Dumb Things Hetalians Do

hAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

1) s t a t e o cs need tos top

2) "Yes, da."
"ArUUUUUUUU"
"ey?"
"Ve! uwu"
this needs to burn alongside the 2012 rawr dinosuar phase ty

3) FRANCIS. ISNT. A. RAPIST. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. A. BIBLE. AND. SLAM. IT. AGAINST. YOUR. SKULL

4) Prussia: *canonically shows romantic intrest towards Italy in the comics*
"uh???no theyre not together fucking leave???"
Prussia: *says hi to Canada once*
"hE NOTICED THE SWEET MAPLE LEAF AW LOOK @ THE GAY BABIES"

5) hey you all know uh sweeden and prussia are techinally the only canonically gay characters right

6) hey can i open a fruk fanfiction without blant usuk hate shoved down my throat and down to my colon

7) that also applies to usuk shippers like can we all fucking calm theyre drawings on a piece of paper

8) hey lets throw away characters who obviously have issues ie england, china, france, italy bros to give you this daily dose that canada is totally sucuidal and america is sad only bc war

9) and russia is soOOOO evil and scary sPOOOOOKY oooooo yeah you know what fuck you too

10) this fandom has so much porn its great