Adopted by 5sos

Chapter 33

I woke up with my phone in my bra. When did it get there...? I picked it up and tried to turn it on. It didn't work. Must be dead...

I plugged it I tot he charged and looked at my computer for the time. What the hell? I woke up at 5:23am. ON A SATURDAY?! Ugh... I'm not going back to sleep. What can I do?

I walked downstairs and looked in the fridge. There's not too much food. I grabbed the whole thing of bread and some apple jelly. Jelly sandwich time. I heated the bread and opened the jelly.

I ended up making 8 jelly sandwiches. Hum... Maybe I'll just leave it for the guys. I grabbed 2 for me and ate them. There's nothing to do in the mornings... I got on the couch and turned on the tv and started channel surfing.

Later

Why the hell did the guys not wake up yet? It's like 10am... Well it is Saturday. Nobody wakes up early. Well that's unless they're just weird. Jason walked down the stairs and went into the kitchen. I got up and followed him. "Hi~lo! If you're gonna eat, have a jelly sandwich. I made them so you better eat them." I said.

"Hmm... Fine..." He grabbed a sandwich and plopped himself on the couch. "Where's your clothes...?" He asked. "They ran away. Be happy I at least have on underwear and a bra. Go put on some boxers." I said in a demanding tone. "Whyyyyy?" He groaned. "I don't wanna look at your tiny dick." I growled. He pouted then got up to find boxers. I took his seat and started watching upside down.

Jason came back downstairs and sat down. "Whys today going so slow?" I asked. "Because life is slow. It's boring." He groaned. "I wanna speed up time..." I said. "Heh, so you wanna live in the Sims world?" He asked. "Uh sure. They seem cool. There's like fairies and shit so yaaaaaay..."

"Ugh this book is getting boring..." Jason said. I gasped, "Did you just break the 4th wall?!" I asked. "Uh huh." Jason nodded. "You're not allowed to do that! Hunter will attack now!!!" I screamed. "Who?" He questioned. "The book maker!" I yelled and the ground began to shake.

"Oh my god! What the fuck is happening?! Michael yelled from upstairs. All the guys came downstairs. "Jason here broke the 4th wall and now Hunter is going to kill us!" I yelled. "Jason! Why'd you have to break the 4th wall?!" Calum yelled. "It was getting boring so it just slipped!!!" Jason said. The roof started cracking. "Everyone, out of the house now!!!" Ashton yelled and everyone got out. The roof then collapsed as soon as Luke finally got out.

"Oh my god, I'm not ready to die! I'm sorry Hunter!" Jason yelled to the sky. "It's too late now..." As voice came from above and the ground started shaking even harder. "Don't kill us! We'll do anything!!!" I yelled. "Anything...?" The voice asked. "Yes! Please, do t kill us!" I cried out.

It began raining and the ground stopped shaking. "I'm gonna need Michael and Luke to start dancing in the rain. I want some 'accidental' touching too." The voice said in a light humored tune. "Wait... Why?" Luke asked. "Do you wish to die?" The voice asked. "N-no!" Luke studdered. "Then I want my dancing. Also if you add in a few kisses I'll rebuild your house." The voice said.

Luke sighed and began seductively dancing with Michael. I pulled out my phone and recorded it for the Muke fandom. "Now for the kiss!" The voice got excited. Michael pulled Luke in and kissed him. Ashton and Calum stared while me and Jason started fangirling. "YESSSSSSS MY SHIP SAILED!!!" The voice yelled. Michael let go of Luke. They were both blushing, out of breath, and a bit embarrassed because neither of them had a shirt on during the dance.

Everything began to reset and the rain was gone. The house was rebuilt and the cracks in the ground were gone.

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To whoever just read this, I ran out of ideas and this was the best I could think of.

Have some mega pussy, I mean megapussi, for making it this far in my book.

Sorry had to change the chapter number XD

Luv y'all

-5soswolf121811