MALDITA LINES (undiscovered and unique)

From 9gag

Question:
Is it true that some people get into relationships not because they love someone, but because they don't want to be alone?

•For Gamers!!
"I've spent more times in my life playing video games than being in a relationship"

•jane: luis, am i pretty or ugly? 🤗🤗
Luis: you are both.
Jane: what do u mean?😕
Luis: you're pretty ugly😏😏

•adult gamers!!!!!!!!!!! Be like:
Le me playing my favorite game
Her:honey stop playing come to eat
Me: Ok, mum!
Her😠😡😤 I'M YOUR WIFE IDIOT!!!!!!!
Me:😱😱 when did i get married?

•f.e.a.r. Has two meanings
-forget everything and run or face everything and rise, the choice is yours

•showed bf my boobs for the first time, he immediately asked
"Where are they?"

1.not leaving my room
2.not leaving my house
3.missing someone's birthday party
My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

•captain america
-als ice bucket champion since 1946
Avatar aang
-frozen for 100 years
Philip j. Fry
-cryogenically frozen for 999 years
Encino Man
-frozen since 3,800 b.c
Internet explorer
-STILL FROZEN

•quick thinker
-text msg-
Me:ready for tonight babe? You're gonna use that mouth so hard!
Babe: i'm sara's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Me:ohh she didn't tell you?
Babe:WHAT?😡
Me:it's karaoke night!😊