"Two time's been 'round this block but I ain't No HOLLA BACK GIRL, AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRLL!!" Wade shouted in his best Gwen Steffani impression. He's just so funny main reason why I'm his girlfriend.
"Soooooooo…… What you doing today?" I asked him.
I'm the strongest Omega-level mutant Bàineen I used to be a really big jerk but then I met wade no-one knows I'm his girlfriend. He's been sorta distant since he mutated naturally which was suppose to be impossible but me and him are WAYY more powerful than Thanos and Apocalypse he was trying to save someone Evan I think his name was but the kid went cold. He got like 30 more mutant powers but I ain't naming them. He's just scared I think but he no longer has Cancer, yay. He looks just like he used to but no one knows what he looks like seriously though he woke and started shouting and I thought it was the Canadian maple syrup being fake but I saw him and well he was definitely different.
"Literally nothing just eat taco's and pancake's." He said still looking ahead of him since ya know he was driving the car.
"…So you really are out off the Mercenary buisness?" I said questioningly.
"And Anti-Hero buisness just so you know okay I got to get off her job interview." He said stopping the car so I could start driving and he could leave.
"You picked the most lamest fake I.D John Wilkonson." I said out the window as he started walking away,"You almost forgot your briefcase!"I said handing him it.
"Byeeee"He said walking away.
Wade's P.O.V:
Is she gone?
Yeah
"Ok let's turn round this totally not suspicious alley way...And put this suit on!" I said enthusiastically.
*45 minutes later*
"Hello? Mr.Wilkonson? My names agent Coulson of Shield and I would like to tell you a few things..."He said loudly walking behind me.
There on to us they must have seen us change in and out of the suit
Yeah but the Deadpool suit is comfortable these one's are
"One of they being that your under arrest for fake personification…"He said putting his hands on my shoulder to stop me walking away before I flipped him over with one of his hands facing up towards me and as I do that of course the one and only Tony Stark comes down the street so I put my neck against Phill's hand and said "I mean um… Hellp this guys crazy" I said meekly.
"Nice to see you too,wade"Tony said before everything went black...
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Everything's Changed 「Deadpool Story」
ActionWhat if something happened to the merc' with the mouth and he left the whole "Mercenary buisness?" He somehow mutated again given him more power than he needs or wants so he tried to become a "Normal Person"?.................. Well thats exactly w...
