Harry Goes To The Zoo

Chapter Three

As I stroll casually down the streets of Berlin, I wonder just how simple and easy it must be for normal 22 year olds to walk to the zoo. I'll have to ask Zayn about that..

I've been stopped at least 15 times to take photos with young girls, middle aged men, and grandmas. No one can get enough of me and it's just exhausting.

After about 30 minutes of stopping to take photos, give autographs and a little while of walking, I can finally see it. I feel a sudden wave of enthusiasm and adrenaline as all I can think of is how magical my day will be as soon as I enter. Once again, my feet begin to move without me realising and before I know it, I'm sprinting to the finish line which just so happens to be The Berlin Zoo.

I'm running. No, I'm more than running, I'm soaring, flying. I can feel the wind in my hair and the smile of my face is bigger than ever. I've never felt this liberated in all my life. I feel weightless, like I'm an angel flying through heaven and a princess dancing around my massive castle all in one.

But the fairytale is short lived as I faintly hear screams behind me. I've become used to this sound over the years, but not here, not now. I don't need this. I need to be in there, with my animals. The ones who truly understand me. I glance in the direction the screams are coming from and, of course, there's a group of 200, maybe 300 teenage girl coming for me like cheetahs chasing down their kill. I run faster, but this time for a completely different reason as to why I was running before.

"HARRY, HARRY GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GRAVY"

"HAVE MY BABIES, HARRY"

"GET IN MY BED YOU FILTHY ANIMAL"

The majority of these girls must be at most 13 years of age. They actually believe they have a chance with us, with me. It's sad, really. They should be out living their lives but instead their dedicating their time to boys who will never love them back. I'm totally grateful for everything they've done for us but as much as I hate to admit it, some of our fans are f*cked up as hell.

I continue running until I finally reach the entrance as a pang of despair hits me like a bus. This isn't how I pictured it. It's not supposed to be this hard and stressful. I wanted a nice day out to spend in the loving presence of my animals, but instead I barely make it here alive. I'm not having this. I decide here and now that I won't let anything else ruin my day. This is my life, my adventure, and screaming little girls having hissy fits because they can smell my hair will not stop me from having the best damn day of my entire life.

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Hey guys, sorry there was no update yesterday and that is short but I've been busy so deal with it.

love you. I'll update soon, maybe tomorrow but idk.

-A

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-Lauren :) xo