State Farm AU (*)

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OTP AU where Person B is Person A's State Farm agent, and Person A keeps singing "like a good neighbour, State Farm is there" so that Person B pops in at provocative moments, like when Person A is in the shower, or is laying on the bed naked surrounded by rose petals. 

And every time Person B is just like "FOR FUCKS SAKE." and poofs back out again.

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