Well Then Fuck Me

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Lucy stood there with her right hand out stretched as Set did the same. The dark skinned girl stood up and said "Hey don't you guys wanna go to the school dance."
"What." They both said.
"If you get in a fight using your magical powers you not only get detention but you also get banned from the dance."
"Well fuck the dance Kate I'm not going" Set jumped in. "Yes you are!" Don screamed from behind Lucy now munching on some pancakes. Kate and Lucy start snickering at the blatant command Don gave Set. "First of all you have no power over me Don and second fuck the dance because I need to teach this bitch some manners!!!" Set ranted as he gestured to Lucy with his right index finger. "But Set" Kate chimmed in "theres pizza at the dance" Set dropped his hand and looked at Kate questionably. "Pizza?" He repeated. "Yes and if you fight her there will be none for you." Kate told him. "Well fuck me." Set said finally giving up. "We'll have to fight another time Lucy."
"Agreed"

-LUNCH-

Set had just got out the lunch line and had two slices of cheese pizza on his dark green tray and in his mouth. Don was eating her blueberry muffin outside under a tree. Lucy was working her way toward Don coming from her right, little did she know that Set was doing the same thing except
he was coming from the left. Now that Lucy made it closer she spotted Set and he spotted her while Don looked on helplessly. "Hey I don't want any trouble-" Set started to say, until the unthinkable happened. His two slices of pizza on his tray just slid to the right and off his tray. Set looked dumbfounded..even with the pizza in his mouth. Don and Lucy laughed louldy and Sets misfortune. Then the pizza in his mouth started floating away. Set intending to keep this slice bit down on it, as the cheese stretched and flew away. Set tried to fly after it but for some reason he fell to his left flipped over and was suspended in mid air. "WHAT THE FUCK, LUCY I KNOW THIS IS YOU BECAUSE DON DOESN'T HAVE POWERS LIKE THIS, SO LET ME THE FUCK GO AND GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZA" The bitten pizza now floated above Lucy. "Oh you mean this pizza" She said as she pointed her right index finger upwards and the pizza went flying upwards and then backwards all the way out of the school. Lucy laughed maniacally at her own joke as Don looked fearfully at Set, for she knew what was to come. Sets eyes started glowing blue he then reversed his position putting him upright in mid air. "What...how?" Lucy asked. Sets new voice was full of malice "LISTEN TO ME YOU FOOLISH MORTAL IF PIZZA WASN'T AT STAKE I WOULD OBLITERATE YOU IN A SECOND"
"But if nobody see's me kill you then I can't be convicted."
"Set..no" Don warned.
"Aww but I want to" Set whined.
"If you do this Set I'm not giving you my pizza"
"...."
"Fine you lucked out this time bitch" Set said as his eyes stopped glowing and he landed on the ground. "Anyways I'm out peace" He said as he left possibly to get more pizza. "Whats the deal with him?" Lucy asked "It was just pizza"
"Pizza is his favorite food." Don explained. "Not only that he's extremely powerful"
"Bitch please I can take him"
"Not really you saw how easily he broke out of your telekinetic trap...if I wasn't here I..I dont know what would've happened to you.

AFTER SCHOOL SETS DORM

"What up mate" Set said as he walked into his dorm. "Nothing much" the figure on the dark side of the room said playing on a laptop with a cigar typed object in his mouth. "Just planning on attacking the school."
The end?

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