Freshlee| The "man"

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Nate
y/n come over

y/n
why?

Nate
bc I love youuuuuu

Derek
not as much as I love her

Dillon
Fam she don't want nun of y'all bitch asses, she wants me a real man

Kev
lol y'all funny bc y/n loves me

Sam
nah she loves me

John
I love you y/n

Derek
Bitch tf @ Dillon, you cried when y/f/n hit you on the arm 😂

Dillon
I wasn't crying bitch, I had something in my eyes

Derek
yeah tears lmao 😂

Nate
y/n don't want nun of y'all bc I'm the man here

Kev
lmao you couldn't even kill the mf spider yesterday

Nate
I did kill it

Kev
no you didn't, you screamed and ran to the kitchen

Nate
I didn't scream or run, I was hungry and went to the kitchen

Kev
yeah running and screaming like a girl lol

John
guys stop

Sam
I'm the real man here

Kev
y/n doesn't want a guy with a small dick lmao

Sam
fuck you

Kev
I'm good, I don't do guys or small dicks lol

Kev
I'm the man here

Derek
lol no bc you made y/n talk to your mom for you about moving out bc you were to scared 😂

Kev
no I just suggested it

Derek
you said and I quote "y/n oh my god please talk to my mom she scares the crap out of me" lol "suggested"

Derek
I think I'm the real man here

John
stfu Derek y/n wouldn't want someone who cries every time their sister calls them "dumbass"

Derek
that was one time

John
stfu it happened 5 times

Dillon
Derek got roasted 😂

Nate
why don't we let y/n pick who's the man?

y/n
oh am I suppose to say something?

Sam
duh

y/n
don't get sassy with me Samuel

Nate
lol y/n called you Samuel

y/n
don't start Nathan

Kev
😂😂

Dillon
pick who's the real man y/n

y/n
The only real man here is John bc he's a gentleman that doesn't fight over someone and doesn't make them chose between their friends

y/n
I'm out

y/n left the conversation 4:45 am

Dillon
no mami come back 😩

Nate
too late she's gone

John
y'all shouldn't have made her choose

John
she doesn't like it when y'all do that

John left the conversation, 4:48 am

Derek
it wasn't me

Nate
stfu you were apart of it

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