Imagine Louis catching you reading L.S. Fanfiction
Louis:hey babe whatcha reading
Me: *hides phone* nothing *laughs nervously*
Louis: *screetching* what the hell
Me: I wouldn't scroll if I were you
Louis: *drops phone* ok ok ok enough *shivers*
Me: I told you not to scroll down.
Louis: why the hell would you read that
Me: *shrugs* because it turns me on, you should read an actual story they're really good
Louis: you'd have have to bet me for me to do that and loose!