Judge and the zoo

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"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo your honor," the zoo attendant said.
"Boys," the judge said sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile trouble. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you did wrong."
"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant den."
"My name is Larry," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant den."
"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant den."
"My name us Peanuts," said the fourth boy.

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