Okay so the Picture for this one was A guy dressed as Santa running on a beach with a toy Rudolph
It was Christmas and I didn't want to get out of my pjamas so i just got out of bed and as I passed the bathroom mirror I stared at my crystal white beard that had been growing since my girlfriend broke up with me last year about this time. as I walked to the beach I got lots of questioning stares.
"sir, I mean Santa or is it Saint Nickolas?" this girl with a red coat said to me.
"yes malady" I said trying to keep the girl's hopes up.
"This is for not getting me a rocking Horse!" she said slamming her foot into my shin. I yelped in pain as she walked away. Little kids and being greedy.I decide to continue to the beach. As I passed a fake reindeer, i grabbed it thinking it was really cool.
Once I got to the beach I heard yelling behind me as a big man ran at me. She smashed me into the sand and ripped the reindeer out of my hand.
"Soz mate just trying to go to the beach." I exclaimed pulling at the reindeer.
"Well it is not yours, you thief!" the man said trying to stare me down. I pushed the man backwards and toke off running home. Some one shoveed a camera in my face and took a photo. I didn't care I ran all the way home and never went to the beach again.
