Donald Trump meets the world

Donald Finds himself

~6 AM ALARM GOES OF~

   Uggggg, time to get up and fix my hair, no one can know it is Tupeee witchcraft. ~Fixes tupee and puts on new suit~ Ahh, much better. Almost forgot, THE SPRAY TAN! 

   Donald kisses his immagrant wife and goes of to the world. He broke all the mirrors in his house but o well he can buy some more with a small loan of a million dollars. He walks over to his park and throws bread to ducks over the fence. He likes to think he is throwing bricks at the mexicans for being to fab for him. But today it is different, he feels bad for thinking this. Now he thinks he is throwing money at his true loves, tupees. He lives and breaths tupeees. He also realises he is interesting in hot boys. These strange reactions are due to having ugly tupees. Don't do tupees kids. He goes on his phone and stalks his crush on twitter and instagram. He reads this tweet. "Goodnight cutie pie! 🍰🙈💗 Know that you're perfect the way you are, and to be yourself always! 😊" HE RAGES!!!! NO ONE IS YOUR CUTIE PIE!!"11!!! HE DELETES HIS TWITTER AND GOES TO INSTRAGRAM TO COOL DOWN. He sees the hot elf and has lots of joy. And his name is............