Five Nights in Undertale AKA Sans and Frisk get a job

Night 4: An unexpected comedic relief

A/N: New animatronic added just to be annoying. A loyal reader who's commented on every chapter (almost positive that's right) suggested him. I just am adding him in a different way. Well, hope you enjoy!

Frisk immediately set up a SAVE point, while Sans wandered into the back room. He looked for the heaviest thing he could find, which turned out to be a light blue version of Bonnie with blushes like Chara and eyelashes. Sans shuddered at the creepy face the deactivated robot made as he used magic to lift it, and put it on the present box that held the puppet. Said demonic animatronic heard the commotion, and tried opening the box's lid. Keyword was try. The puppet screeched out curses that sounded more like white noise than words, and Sans grinned as he walked out the back room. The commotion, however, awakened something else, as white pinpricks appeared in the darkness of the room... Along with a set of mischievous, light blue eyes.

~1 AM~

Chara sat in Frisk's mind, bored out of their's. Meanwhile, the dynamic duo of night guards had no trouble surviving Night 4 due to the previous experiences during their nights. What they didn't account for, however, was the giggling of a child to echo throughout the Pizzeria. Sans' and Frisk's eyes widened, and they panicked as they jumped for the security tablet. They flipped through the cameras, and eventually found what they believed to be the source of the noise on the main camera. The "child" had light blue eyes that seemed to be filled with more mischief than Sans thought possible, with blushes akin to Chara's on "his" cheeks. He, at least the two assumed the being was a he, wore a vertically striped blue and pink shirt, a helicopter hat of the same design, and blue pants with oversized brown shoes.

"Hello." The young voice said before disappearing off camera. The duo looked through the camera, not finding anything, before checking the doors. On the right was Chica, who very quickly got the door shut in her face. To the left however... "Hi!" Frisk jumped ten feet, while Sans just raised a metaphorical eyebrow. The smile on the kid rivaled the skeleton's own, but had a sense of... you get the picture. Sans, now that the kid was up close, noticed that it was in actuality a humanoid animatronic. Sans grinned, and teleported behind the robot, cloaking himself in shadow.

"kid. don't you know how to greet a new friend?" The animatronic turned around at the voice, but only saw a shadowed figure. "now, shake my hand." The animatronic did so, and the unmistakable sound of a whoopee cushion echoed throughout the Pizzeria at the same time Sans felt a small jolt of electricity course through his bones. He came out of the shadows, and looked down at the kid, who was laughing. "heya, i'm sans. sans the skeleton. so..." Sans paused. "what exactly are ya, kid." The animatronic's smile got wider, if that was possible, and he did a mock bow.

"I am Balloon Boy! Hi!" Balloon Boy paused. "I used to sell balloons at the old Pizzeria, until it got shut down." Sans chuckled, and led the seemingly harmless kid into the office. Sans heard Foxy running down the hall, and proceeded to grab the animatronic's soul and fling him back down the hallway. Upon doing so, Sans swore he heard a voice shout "Fucking cheater!" The skeleton assumed it was the animatronic, and shrugged. Balloon Boy looked around the office, before rummaging around in the desk drawers for something. He eventually found a set of AA batteries, and grinned evilly. He opened the right door, and looked right. The animatronic's weaker night vision made out Freddy in the darkness, and threw the batteries at the animatronic. Balloon Boy laughed as the bear screeched in rage and lunged at the small animatronic, who ducked back into the office and shut the door. Freddy flew face-first into the door, his nose making a cute squeak, and he walked away from the offending shield.

~3:30 AM~

At this point in the night Frisk's sides were cramping from laughing so much, and Sans had to walk away from the security tablet jut to try and compose himself. Throughout the night, Balloon Boy had pulled pranks on just about everybody, including the two Night Guards. And while it had been slightly annoying, it was still funny as hell. Currently, Sans and Frisk were walking out to the main area, where the animatronics were currently gathered. The robots heard footsteps, and warily watched east hall as Sans and Frisk approached.

"yo." Foxy glared at Sans.

"And what are ye doing here? You do realize that we could kill ye easily, right?" Sans chuckled.

"so, foxy was it?" The fox nodded. "anyways, so, foxy, i assume you want me to throw you into a wall
again?" Foxy screeched, but didn't do anything more. The rest of the cast, after a minute of trying to control themselves, burst out laughing.

"Traitors..." Foxy muttered as he adjusted the fake gun on his belt. Freddy, after containing himself, walked up to Sans, who's pupils vanished.

"Listen. I would like to call a truce for your remaining nights here." He was going to continue, but Bonnie walked up and interrupted.

"Cuz let's face it: you have magic."

"Which is cheating!" Foxy's shouting was ignored.

"We can't top that. All we can do is jump scare people and stuff them in suits." Chica walked up behind the bunny.

"You have short range teleportation, don't forget." Bonnie rubbed the back of his head.

"Right..." He drew the word out as he looked away from the group. When he looked back, Sans was gone. His head turned from left to right at lightning speed.

"looking for someone?" Bonnie shrieked, and jumped high enough to touch the rafters, which he clung to. His senses returned, and he dropped down. The robotic bunny turned to Sans, and shouted.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?" Sans chuckled.

"i call them short cuts. it's basically teleportation, but i can go anywhere that i visualize." Everyone, sans Frisk, looked at him confused. "okay..." He drew the word out as he tried to find a simpler way to explain. "basically, if i want to teleport home, i just think of the location i want to be in, and i'm there." Everyone collectively nodded, and Sans sighed. "anyways..." His left eye flashed cyan for a second as he looked at all the human souls. "how did you kiddos end up in those robots? because for being animatronics, your personalities aren't that robotic." Frisk and Balloon Boy burst out laughing, and Bonnie grinned while the rest of the animatronics groaned.

"Ohhh, I like this guy." Foxy threw his hands in the air.

"Oh for the love of- I give up for tonight." He stormed over to Pirate's Cove, and somehow slammed the curtain shut. "Wake me when I'm needed." Freddy glanced at the time, and sighed.

"Guys, we should probably go
to sleep as well. We have a party tomorrow." The main rest of the animatronics nodded in agreement. Bonnie turned to BB.

"And just so you don't cause any trouble..." Bonnie never finished, as he grabbed BB by the head, and vanished into thin air. He then reappeared in front of the storage room door, and padlocked it. The group could hear Balloon Boy shouting to be let out, and banging on the door. It stopped shortly, and the group assumed he had either given up or fallen asleep. Ignoring the antics of the young animatronic, Freddy walked back up on stage, followed by Bonnie and Chica, who waved at Frisk.

"Well, until tomorrow night." Freddy's baritone voice held a certain warmth to it, and Frisk smiled. She waved at Chica as Sans and Bonnie exchanged grins, and the two night guards walked back to the security office as the animatronics powered down. They entered, and scrolled through the cameras once more, when they arrived at the East Hall's second camera, they noticed that the poster has changed. Instead of the normal Freddy, a golden, slightly deteriorated version was on it instead. Sans' pupils vanished, as he knew that it wasn't like that earlier, and the two looked up from the tablet to see the same bear sitting on the desk, looking rather dead. Sans felt his magic flare up in his eye, and Frisk felt her head spin.

"What... Is that...?" Frisk could barely speak, and they tried to fight off passing out. Sans, who was also starting to get a headache, tried to use his magic to lift the bear suit, which he assumed to be the source of this, up, only to find he couldn't.

"d-damn it! what is that thing...?" Sans, sick of whatever it was, summoned bones, which was harder than it should have been since he didn't even need his magic eye for it, and threw them at the bear. They made contact, but just passed through it, not injuring it. The only thing it did was make the static headache go away. And when it did, Sans used his magic to levitate the bear. "now. talk." Unfortunately, the 6AM bell rang, and the bear had vanished. Sans sighed, and grabbed Frisk's elbow. "come on. we're going to pay a certain human a visit..." And with that, Frisk and Sans vanished from the pizzeria.

A/N: Two updates in one day!? Well, it was easy since the last chapter was mostly done anyways. Anyways, I like these longer chapters. Until next time, enjoy!