Iettbpftauu16/05wmi1f aka Don't ask

You're a ghost Brendon or a robot. Who knows?

"He's not broken," Jon says. "He just needs to recharge."

"God," Brendon moans. "Please don't plug me in. I'll die."

"Fucking drama queen!"

"I didn't see swearing in this script." Scolds Ryan.

"We're never gonna be able to perform this ever." Jon wails.
Brendon then bursts into a fit of coughs, which can be decoded as 'fucking drama queen', and stomps off to complain to the person who made him do this.

"I'd really like to know why he's so pissy today." Ryan shakes his head sighing.

Spencer rolls his eyes.
"I'd really like to know why I, as the youngest, am the most professional at group sex."

All heads turn to Spencer questioningly.

"Ryan's the only other one who's had group sex so, unless you've slept with him, how do you know good he is?" Jon thrusts both hands towards Ryan in a sort of messy gesture thing that really just looks like he's trying to fly.

"His diary." Spencer smirks, throwing aforementioned book into the air.
Ryan mirrors Jon's attempt to fly but in an attempt to catch the book. Ryan makes another grab for the book, but he moves like a newborn foal and Spencer has actual hand-eye coordination from years of drumming. Ryan then clicks a lighter and draws an arm back as if to throw at Spencer to destroy written record of his sex life.

"I also found some information you should probably inform Brendon about. It is information after all." He then doubles over at his own punniness.

"Alright. I'll call a meeting to inform him." Ryan sighs and rolls his eyes.

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Ryan set up a band meeting at one of those McDonald's that had a playground inside of it. The band only had meetings when they had very, very important things to discuss. And Jon is the only one with the courage to tell Brendon the big news.

"Brendon, uhh, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but you're a ghost."

He was still a spooky ghost. A very spooky ghost. He had spooked away Spencer and Dallon, and made his new record all by his spooky self. He didn't even need Spooky Jim to help him.