Iettbpftauu16/05wmi1f aka Don't ask

Undercover as milk bitches

Brendon soon discovered that his ghostliness was 'just a prank bro' and completely Ryan's fault for writing it in his now burned diary. He also discovered that seeing as going undercover as actors was not working they would go undercover as teachers...

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At the start of the class teachers introduce themselves and write their name on the board, however, from the short acting career, Ryan had a rather different way of doing this.
"Hello everyone, I'm Mr. Ross, Mr. Urie's milk bitch," he stepped up onto a chair "and I will be teaching you the great art that is... English!" He said, pausing for dramatic affect and stepping up onto some random student's desk.  Bowing, he then actually taught the lesson (if you can call rapping Shakespeare teaching).

Next door in Mr. Urie's office a parent had come to see him about a particularly troublesome student that went(z) by the name of Pete Wentz.

"About your son-" Brendon started.

"You know my name, not my story!" Pete screamed.
Mrs Wentz sighed, turning around to watch her emo son run out the door.

"As you can see he is having som behavioural issues..." Brendon continued.

Meanwhile...

Having put all his effort into screaming and running- sport was not his forte- he ran all the way into a car, falling face-down onto the hood. This particular car belonged to a Way, Gerard Way to be specific. Gerard Way was the neighbourhood cop who took the job interview because he liked saying 'anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law'. He also liked 'borrowing' the handcuffs.
The aforementioned character then returned to his car.
"I am Geesus, and you are under arrest," the vampire man said, hauling Pete to his feet.

"Um Gerard-"

"IT'S GEESUS!" Gerard screamed.

Once the car arrived at the station with Pete in the back they were met by Gerard's screaming, emo fans. Pete swore he heard one emo shout "RYDEN IS REAL!" Pete didn't know what Ryden was, but if the emo's shipped it, it had to be gay. He was then dragged into a small room and told he was charged with offending Gerard. A deadly serious crime.

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Spencer, Jon and Brendon had quickly decided that teaching wasn't for them even if Ryan was having the time of his life waltzing across desks and terrifying small children. So, they decided Brendon should confront him.
"Ryan, as much as you love it, this teaching shit is not for us." Brendon sighed.

"You are NOT pulling a Lucifer on me, Brendoniel." Ryan screamed. And Ryan's say was the final say. That was the end of it.