except that they aren't cuz they breathe fire and fire is hot and they store fire so thath means dey're hawt too cuz of conduction
Ur neck would make for a nice pencil holder.
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(OLD) TheKingCornbread Presents: Don't Trust Me, I'm Insane
RandomThis an old little... something... that I wrote about two years ago, and I would only recommend it if you find the utmost bottom of the barrel humor.
