Monstercat Rants 'n' Sh*t

Evil cat is indeed Tristam?

I have consumed a shit ton of coffee and it's 12 at night.
You know what that means.
Conspirasy theories.

Firstly, lets work on appearances.
So according to Petirep and pretty much the entire Monstercat community, this is a Tristam.

And also according to anyone who has seen the album art, this is a very bad kitty.

See any similarities?

Firstly, Tristam's hair is black, so is the bad kitty's fur.
The cat's eyes are triangular, what else is triangular?
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Tristam's glasses? Could he be hiding something?

Next, colour.

Tristam's grand debut was in purple! (The colour of the visualiser was anyways because dubstep)
But what does "purple" have to do with anything? What's the colour if bad kitty's eyes? Yellow. Now tell me, what's the opposite of yellow on the colour spectrum? Purple? Exactly.

Next, songs. When did Tristam become really popular? I have no idea but one of his most famous songs was in 007 so yea fuck it we'll go with that.

This was set in 007.

"BUT THR BACKGROUND MUSIC IS KARMA-"

Hush children. It was simply Tristam controlling them to mislead you with a song that wasn't his.

"How the fuck did he control them?" You may be wondering?

If you zoom in on the eyes of the new cats, you see anti-clockwise swirls.

You know who else likes anti-clockwise swirls? Tristam.

He has a tattoo of one on his arm ffs. And his current logo is one too....THE BACKGROUND IS PURPLE I JUST REALISED THIS.

And that is all for now my children as I must go consume more coffee.