I was walking around London in the afternoon when I bumped into someone. They were walking very fast and when they hit me they knocked everything out of my hands.
"hey, watch we're your going, assh0le," I yelled
"oh im' so sorry," he said, turning around.
I couldn't believe my eyes! It was Liam from 1D!!!!!!!!!!
Would you like to come wiht me? Right now? he asked. of cousre I did!!!!!!!!! I would follow him anywhere.
"We can go to my hotel. Harry, Niall, Louis, and Zayn are there too."
"Oh my gosh yes" I said.
so we went to his hotel which was a block or so away and we went in and we went inside the elevator. he pushed 15 because they were on the 15th floor.
When we got out of the eleveator, he led me to his room which was number 1508 like in that movie except that was 1408 and instead of it being haunted it was full of 5 sexy boys. So we went into the room and Niall asked me if I wanted a drink. I said yes. He gave me some ice water.
"Don't you have any pop or anything I asked?" No they said. they drank it all.
I looked over at the trash can to see a whole bunch of Mt. Dew bottles in it. They were all hyped up on caffeine and sugar.
"Well let's get down to business," Zayn suggested.
"What is that?" I asked.
"We would like to have sex with you," Harry said, taking my hand and looking into my eyes. "Would you like that?"
"OH MY GOSH YES!!!!!!!" I said exstaticly.
"Oky well take off your clothes," Niall told me.
"No, wait! I said. "I want to make this a game. You have to take off your clothes first."
"OKAY" they all agreed.
"Okay well make this like simon says. My name is Kelly so it'll be Kelly says. Now you all line up against the window." They all did.
Kelly says take off your shoes!" I commanded.
They all took off their shoes.
"Kelly says, Take off your belts! I commanded.
They all took off their belts.
"Take off your shirt!" I said.
Only Harry took off his shirt. They other boys all gasped.
"Kelly didn't say!" I yelled.
"Ooooh!!!!!!" said all the boys, pointing at Harry.
"Now Harry, you're going to be first," I said.
"Okay," he asnwered nervously.
I pressed him up against the window and started licking his chest and neck, the starting kissing his lips. after awhile I pulled his pants down and kissed the tip of his penis. It tasted salty and yummy. So I put his whole penis in my mouth and sucked it until he was very hard. then I looked around to see that the other boys had taken all their clothes off.
"It's your turn, Kelly!" Louis yelled!!
They ripped all my clothes off and threw me on the bed. Then they started penetrating me and jacking off furiously. Niall filled my mouth. Harry filled my butt. Liam filled my vagina. Since I didn't have any holes left, Zayn and Louis just jerked off over me.
After a few minutes, we all came at the same time! My all of my holes were filled with sperm and pleasure. My stomach was covered with sperm too, because Zayn and Louis came on top of me.
"Harry, since you lost the game, you have to clean me up, ok?"
"OK" he said and then started licking all of the creamy white semen off of my body. "This tastes so good!" he exclaimed.
"OH NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!" Niall yelled.
"OH NO!!!!" all the other boys yelled, including harry who's mouth was all full of his friends cum.
"What? what's happening again?" I asked.
"THE MOON HAS WANED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all screeched in unison.
then their skin all turned a different shade of blue, which then turned into the same shade of blue.
"It is time," Zayn said.
"FOr what?" I asked.
"For BLUE BOY GROUP!" Louis shouted.
they ran over to the cloeset and got out their bongo drums and began to sing Blue Man Group songs. It was very entertaining. I wished I had popcorn.
When they were done I jumped out the window but it was okay because I can fly. So yes, I had sex with one direction and watched them sing Blue man group covers and then I flew home.
The end.
