Bunguo Stray Dogs - 25 Days Of Fun

In The Hotel

Kunikida: Now that you have your partners. Guide each other.

Chuuya: Dazai can handle himself. 

Atsushi: So is Akutagawa-san. 

Dazai: What are you two talking about? This is why we have partners. To do double suicide together!~

Akutagawa: -Coughs- I'll snap your neck. 

Atsushi: E-eh-eh!?? 

Dazai: Now, now, Akutagawa. Don't scare him. 

Kunikida: Everyone. Go to your rooms.

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< Dazai and Chuuya inside their room > 

Chuuya: -Is on the edge of the bed-

Dazai: What are you doing there?

Chuuya: Nothing. 

Dazai: -Smiles and Wraps his arms around him- It's been awhile. Now that you think of it. You're still short.

Chuuya: -Glares at- And you're still a suicidal freak. -Pushes his face away- Get away from me.

Dazai: No can doooo~ -Pins chuuya on the bed and starts tickling him- 

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Akutagawa: The room is quite big.

Atsushi: .. -Just look around like a confuse shit- 

Akutagawa: -Coughs- I can remove your leg here. 

Atsushi: H-HAH!?

-Inserts war sounds- 

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-After an hour, all of them was been called in the dining room-

Dazai: I was enjoying myself in the room though.

Kunikida: All of you. Give me your phone number.

-Everyone gave theirs- 

-Dazai secretly peeks in Chuuya's phone- 

Dazai: ... Suicidal freak..? -Sees his own phone number- .. Shortie Who Knows Nothing But To Cough..? Guys! Look at his phone! It's amazing! Teach me how to do that too. I'll name you as 'Shortie Who Knows Nothing But To Buy A Weird Hat'.

Chuuya: -Squints- 

Atsushi: Why is my nickname like that!? Gay Brat!? 

Kunikida: Oh well. 

Akutagawa: Shortie Who Knows Nothing But To Cough? -Glares- 

Chuuya: It's not a big deal. 

Dazai: Let's do double suicide together! 

Three girls: Why did I even come with them. 

Atsushi: I want to go home now.

-The others are nowhere to be seen because they immediately left after giving their phone numbers. Especially Ranpo, He didn't come-