Insulting Creepypastas (Because I can)

Jeff-fa-fa da Killa

(P.s. (Writer) (Shadow) (Smiles) pps. They are my OCs and when you are reading the other writing it's them and this writing is me :))

Jeff-fa-fa and his family were moving into this fancy ass neighbourhood because his Dad got some shitty ass promotion at work.
Wait a minute...

WHAT'S HIS JOB?!

Maybe he's a stripper and some fancy rich dude gave him tons of money to fuck him up the ass.

"Thank you," Rich dude says. "Maybe now my husband will love me."

"Don't worry about it," Jeff-fa-fa's Dad replys.

Aw, gay love 😍

Anywhore... BACK TO DA STORY!

This fat creepy lady who lives across the street walks over, getting all up in their faces.

"I'M BARBARA; I LIVE ACROSS DA STREET WITH MY SON BILLY AND HE IS HAVING A PARTY AND YOU SHOULD COME!" Barbaba declared.

So many puns... so little time

Jeff-fa-fa's Mam speaks in a normal tone.

Ew normal 😝

"I'm Margaret, and this is my husband Peter."

She married ... SPIDERMAN!! :O :O

So the Dude Peter had Buttsex with was Deadpool?!?!

Sorry... They get excited easliy

"And those are my sons Jeff and Liu."

Margaret, sweetie, its not Jeff. It's... wait for it...

JEFF-FA-FA!!!!

Then they talk about some party and they agree to go, Jeff whines yad-yad-yad and so on.

SKIP TO LA BUZ SHTOP!!

Jeff-fa-fa and Liu-loo were waiting 4 de bus when three bullies walked over

The leader, trying be all gangster and shiz was like:

"LOOKS LIKE WE GOTZ SOME FRESH MEAT!!"

And as you can clearly see they are cannibals.

The second that needs to stop eating McDonald's was all like:

"DUDE CAN WE EAT THEM?!?!"

No child, get help

And the three was one was like:

#SWAG #YOLO

ITS YODO! GET YOU FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT

And for some fucked up reason the bullies had KNIVES!! Can't say, I blame the fat one. Then they starting beat up and Jeff-fa-fa and Liu-loo and lost because Jeff-fa-fa get the feels, stabs them with their own knives.

BACK TO THE BAT CAVE!!

Liu-loo went to jail

So sad 😒

Margaret dragged Spiderman and Jeff-fa-fa to the party.

Margaret has an one ever tell that your name is unbelievably average and boring.

Some kid walked up to Jeff and was like:

"Bro play with us or get this gun up your ass,"

And Jeff-fa-fa was like: BISH IS YOUS THREATHING MEH

English bad, such wow 😑

Fuck you, Shadow!

Is that a promise?

ANY WHORE Jeff-fa-fa played with the kids and had fun when the bullies show with... wait for it... GUNS

QUE DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!

I'M A BARBIE GIRL
IN A BARBIE WORLD!!!

*readers look at me*

Ha... DAMNIT SMILES! 

*hears cackling in the background*

Anywhore, they start fighting and shiz because Jeff-fa-fa made a wig out of the leader's Mam's chest hair.

Really Writer, really?

Yep

Jeff-fa-fa's brain went to utter shit and he was like:

"KEHYXHEISDYDBRIEBDUEB"

He got covered in a bleach and alcohol and was set on fire.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIYA!!!!

FUCK OFF SMILES!!

*TO DA HOSPITAL*

That should have killed him... meh fuck logic

Jeff-fa-fa's face was so white that people thought he was snow white's brother. So they went back home with laughing Jeff.

I can hear the cringe of Jeff-fa-fa and L.J fangirls in the distance.

Sometime that same day Margaret heard crying and laughing coming from the bathroom and saw Jeff cutting a smile into his face. And she was like:

"JEFFY-BOO Y U DO THAT TO YOUR FACE?!"

And Jeff-fa-fa was like:

"My cheeks got too painfun when smiling SO I REMOVED THEM! Hahaha. Just kidding I just cut myself. Toooooootaly not gonna grow back"

And Margaret was like:

"ehhh you gonna blink?"

And Jeff-fa-fa was like:

"NO. I DON'T NEED EYELIDS. WHAT IF I COME ACROSS WEEPYING ANGELS? WHAT THEN HUH? I DON'T WANNA DIE!"

And she's like:

"But Jeff how are you going to keep your eyes moist?"

And Jeff-fa-fa's like:

"What the fuck are you talking about, blurry thing that beholds itself in front of me?"

And once again Jeff-fa-fa's like:

RNT I BEAUTIMAFUL

And Margaret's like:

Nah bitch u ugly

Jeff gasps like a white girl and kills everyone.

DA BE THE END

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