Few moments later, They found the Trumpasaurus sucking on a huge cock. They were watching the whole time and wasted all opportunities to kill it b'cus they were busy fapping. When the cock finally produced the milk. The soldiers and shit snapped outa there dizzy state and made the raptors fight the Trumpasaurus.
They were about to fight but then they just looked at each other and as the soldiers were wondering they started to mate. It was a very long process which took about 2 weeks. When the mating was finally over the "SHIT JUST GOT REAL" part began to happen the Trumpasaurus ate all of the raptors and attacked the soldiers.
The Trumpasaurus ravaged everything in sight dodging the missiles like Neo. And as the Trumpasaurus brutally murdered all the men the Trumpasaurus ran off. Just when you think everyone is dead there is that one guy still alive and that man's name is Obama.
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Jurassic Trump
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