The "Trumpasaurus Rex" He's rich he'll tell you that Hilary says.Bill gates is shocked he couldn't believe his penis!He rushed to his Gold cart calling a man named Obama to investigate the paddock.
Obama has finally arrived inside the paddock with Bernie following beside until Hilary started "bangin" the glass saying "Trumps winning the election!" Wha- before Bernie could finish the Trumpasaurus appeared out of the shadows saying "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Obama runs out of there as fast as sanic the hedgehog and hides under a truck squirting gasoline on himself. A few seconds later the Trumpasaurus busts the paddock freeing himself too the park.
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Jurassic Trump
Humor[WARNING!] This story 's 88% does not involve Jurassic park/world [rated 14+]
