Random thought book

How to make a cheating whore guilty;

How to make a cheating whore guilty.

1. Say how much you "loved" them.

"(Cheater's Name)! How could you?! *starts sobbing* I-I never should have fallen in love with you!" Run out. *scoff* that cheeky bastard.

2. Punch the living shit out of them.

"What the fuck kind of bacteria is messing around in your thick skull you son of a cunt!?" Beat him up.....

3. Act like you own the place, bitch slap him, flip your fantabulous hair and strut, walking out.

"Bye-bye bitches!"......ya....

4. Flirt with him.

"Babe, I could show you way more though. I could be your destiny. The mother of our children. Oh........I lo-HATE YOU, YOU STUPID ASS WIPING CUNTY PUSSY ASS FUCKING CUNT OF A SLUT! Bye!"

5. Go with it.

"Dude, if you wanted to show me you were gay, you could've just told me."

"But I'm not-"

"Stop lying! It's ok to be interested in your own kind of gender. Maybe you just don't know how to do gay sex so you practiced on some men but you didn't really know that they were actually women-"

"IM NOT GAY!"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes I am"

"No you're not- wait what?!"

"Yea....sorry babe.....I- you're gay....."
Then walk out.....

6. Don't give a shit.

Walk in to see him/her banging someone else. "Cool." Then walk out watching anime and forgetting he/she ever even existed. No crying. No anger.

Howdy!!!!

~Erin