HEYO! // SIDEMEN FF

FRIEND ZONED!

"One time, I was hugging a girl and I said 'I Love You' and she said 'Wot?' And I said 'I Meant As A Friend'." Everybody started to crack up. I looked at Harry, almost teared up from laughter. Harry chuckled.

"It sounded like he saved himself, but got friendzoned at the same time." Cal laughed.

"AHA!" I cracked up even more. Everyone started to pick a name from their pile of paper. 

"Okay, 1.2.3." Everyone showed theirs.

"Why me?" Simon looked at mines and Cal's paper that had his name on it.

"Because it's a Simon thing. Like you would do it."Cal stated. I smiled at him, trying to prevent my laughter.

"That's right!" Tobi smiled. I nudged Simon. "Simon, did you do it?"

"Alright," Simon sighed,"It wasn't me." He smiled.

"What the fuck, really?How about you Tobi?" Cal asked.

"No." I then looked at Ethan and Manny. They both shooked his head no. I then gashed, (I combined laughed and gasped. LOL) I looked at Harry.

"Was it you?" I snickered, grabbing his leg. He grabbed my hand.

"Yes." He squeezed my hand while laughing. Everyone laughed. I took my hand from Harry's grasp and started to slap my leg, laughing.

"HAHAHA that's incredible!" Ethan was laughing so hard.

"He got into the friendszone then, BOOM, he made himself go deeper into the friend zone ." Tobi chuckled.

"No, he saw a light and tried reaching it and then someone when, BANG!" Cal stood up from his chair and swung his hand in the air, pretending to hit someone.

"Oh my god, that's incredible." Ethan said again, sighing. "Alright, next one to pick is...JULIE!" Ethan handed me the hat. I moved my hand in a circle then grabed a piece of paper.

I then started to read,"I have walked in on my parents having sex." I snickered.

"Oh My God!" Ethan yelled. I saw Manny face palm and Tobi doing the 'Wtf' and 'Are you serious' face. 

''HAHAH Tobi's face!'' I pointed at him. I guess took him out of his face stance and picked out a name.

''This is an epic fact.'' Ethan was smiling hard from laughter.

''Alright ready? 3.2.1.'' I counted. Everyone showed their answers. The two brothers put up Harry, Cal put up Ethan, Simon put up Manny, Ethan put up Simon, and Harry put up Cal. 

Cal then looked at me,'' You have to pick on someone to.'' I then rose up Manny because he was the first person on my paper. 

''HAHAH really? Manny?'' Ethan asked.

''No.'' He simply said.

''Cal?''

''It just was.'' He smiled then shrugged. Everyone, especially Ethan, started to scream laugh. So did I. I laughed so hard that I slide off the sofa onto the ground.

''I KNEW THE STORY, I KNEW THE STORY!'' Harry pointed at Cal.

''YEAH I TOLD YOU BEFORE!'' He pointed back. I got up from the floor and rolled on the back onto the sofa. I was now laying on Harry, my sitting spot, Simon, Ethan, and half of Tobi. 

''What are you doing Julie?'' Tobi asked while doing the 'what the hell' face. He was laughing while doing it so it made it more funnier for me.

''Cal did that actually happen to you?'' I asked still laughing my ass off.

''Yeah.'' he chuckled.

''Oh Cal. Oh Cal. Oh Cal.'' Ethan repeated.

''This explains so much.'' Simon smiled while doing the perfection sign with his hands. Everyone laughed.

''Alright, shuffle it up.'' Ethan was shaking the hat,'' It's Simon's turn.'' He turned the hat to Simon and he took one out. 

He then started to read,'' I once drank my mom's spit.'' Ethan and I started to laugh right after, I shook Simon. I then looked at Tobi. Tobi had an expression of 'Omfg he got mine' face. I started to crack up even harder, I knew it was him. Manny did the same. Cal stood up and 'OOOHED' hella loud.

''Who was it?'' Cal was slapping his leg. He pointed at Ethan

''SHUSH SHUSH. Just guess, Just guess.''Ethan said. Everyone started to shuffle around their papers trying to find their person to pick.

''It has got to be Bhezinga, It has to be him.'' He showed the paper already.

''Alright, 3.2.1. Reveal.'' Everyone started to look at everyone else answers. Cal then looked and Tobi's answer.

''Aye he might be right, it can be simon.'' Cal looked at Simon.

''No it wasn't me.'' He laughed right after.

''Then who is it?'' I made eye contact with Tobi. Guessing everyone saw and looked at Tobi also.

''It just was.'' Tobi said, coping Cal.

''EWWW!'' I laughed while saying it. ''What happened?''

''Well, I was five years old. Mom was pregnant with someone, I don't know who it was but I know it wasn't you.'' He pointed at Manny, Manny the did the 'Hey Gurl' face to Tobi and everyone giggled,'' It was probably the twins, but we were in the car and my Mom spat in a bottle cuz she didn't have anywhere to spit.'' Ethan looked hella surprised,'' It was a hot day,'' Ethan laughed and Cal looked like he saw a gosht.'' and I grabbed the bottle. I then noticed it wasn't water.'' 

I laughed so hard, I accidentally smacked Harry's dick...