HOLY FUCK!

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''OW!'' Harry flipped to his side on the couch, grabbing his crotch,''FUCKING HELL!'' Everyone but Ethan and Cal were surprised. The two were just dying from laughter.

''Oh shit! Harry Im sorry!'' I shot up from my laying stance and grabbed Harry. I started hugging him.''I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry.'' I repeated. I grabbed Harry and picked him up, ''I'm going to bring Harry into the guest room and make him rest there.'' I smiled.

''Alright, we'll wait.'' Ethan smiled. I nodded and brought Harry up to the guest room. We had to go up many stair cases, which has caused Harry to wimp a little. After a few more steps, I brought him into the guest room.

''Im going in the bathroom.'' He was trudging towards the door, I couldn't help to laugh a little.

I walked towards him and made him face me,'' Again, I am really sorry, Imma go down stairs with the boys to continue the vid. Come down when you feeling better.'' I went on my tippy-toes and kissed his forehead. Apparently it helps the guys feel better? I don't really know, I just saw it on Instagram a year ago so I starting doing it.

''Alright, thanks again.'' He gave a side hug and opened the bathroom door. I went back down stairs and went straight to the living room.

''Well, that was weird.'' I laughed, sitting down. Being a lazy ass, my body took up my sitting spot, Harry's spot, and Simon head since I was laying down, spreading my body every where.

Simon went close to my ear, our cheeks touching, (YES! I KNOW IT IS A 0 TO A 100 REAL QUICK BUT FUCK IT!)'' What happened?'' He whispered then chuckled, feeling his breath on my ear. I was covering our convo from the camera with my stack of names.

''Nothing, Harrys fine-''I got cut off Cal shouting.

''THEIR KISSING! THEIR FUCKING MAKIN' OUT ON VIDEO!'' He pointed at us with his finger.

I shot up from my laying stance and yelled,'' WTF NO!'' I got up and went up to Cal and smacked him with my stack of papers on his chest.''You know what, this is what you get,'' I sat on his lap hard.''My fat ass.'' I evilly laughed.

''OW, fuck. That actually hurt.'' He was rubbing the side of his thigh.

''Your fault.'' I shrugged and shuffled my papers.

''ANYWAYS! Harry is up stairs resting his balls from the power slap Julie gave him.'' He turned to me, giggling.

''Hey! It was on accident!'' I smiled.

''Whatever, It's my turn!'' Ethan shouted happily while grabbing a piece of paper out of the hat. He gasped before reading it out loud,''Alright, I have accidentally kissed my cousin on the lips.'' I smacked my hand on my mouth, trying to not make my laughter get any louder.

'FUCK! He got mine!' I thought. I looked at everyone else who are laughing their laughing their asses off. 'At least their enjoying it.'

''Okay, how the hell do you fucking  'accidentally' kiss your own mother fuckin' cousin?'' Tobi did the 'bruhh' sign. My laughter got louder.

''I bet the person grabbed the other person's face and kissed them and said,''whoops, that was on accident'''' Cal explained. Everyone cracked up.

''Alright, alright. Pick your person!'' Ethan announced. I put Manny, since he hasn't said or done anything.''3.2.1'' Everyone revealed. ''One Manny, Two Ethan's, One Julie, One Simon, and One Cal. Well, I didn't do it.'' Ethan giggled.

''Manny?'' Cal asked.

''Nope.'' Manny said, popping the 'p'.

''It wasn't me either, how about you Julie?'' Cal asked me. My hand was still over my mouth, everyone else was waiting for my answer.

''Yess.'' I was sliding the 's'. 

''HAHAHAHAHHA!'' Was all I heard. I felt Cal's head on my back since I was still sitting on him. He was probably dying of laughter like everyone else.

''Alright let me tell you the story, so-'' I got cut off by someone again. It was Harry entering the room.

''What story?'' He sat back down, but now he was next to Simon.''And why are you on Cal's lap?'' He laughed.

''Ethan got my fact and it said' I accidentally kissed my cousin',''He gave me a 'wtf' face.''Yes, I know it's weird but I was about to tell the story. I am also on Cal's lap because he being cute.'' I grabbed his cheeks and squishing it together.'' HAHAHA just kidding, he was being rude.'' Harry just nodded weirdly. I just laughed. ''Well anyways, Cal was basically right, I grabbed my cousin's face and kissed him. But the only thing was, we weren't sober, my cousin told me what happened the day after. Sooo...'' I laughed nervously.

''LOL!'' Tobi yelled.

''Well anyways,TIME FOR CALFREEEEZZZZZZZZZYYYYY!'' I shot my hands in the air almost falling, but Cal's arm was around me so I didn't really fall on my face.

''Alright.'' Cal said while unwrapping the piece of paper.

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