Joke 1
(Warm up):
Our schools, workplaces, media, political system, economic system, etc, teach competition.
Recently they teach you to compete in groups. They are finally getting it.
Right at the end. (pause for laughter)
Who wins teaches you greed. We can all see it.
Preposterous, right?
How does the old quote go?
(Puchline)
“maybe greed and competition weren’t the best values to base our society on”
(tim de Christopher, days of revolt, “coping with reality”)
Joke 2
(Warm up)
Floods in Texas. Floods in france. Drought in Syria and sudan and Somalia. And califronia.
This is what they are showing you instead of the truth.
Because they don’t think, you can’t what, handle the mother fucking truth?
Every worker out there toiling away in the belly of this Trickle Down beast. Thinking the same thought - "If we just formed one big union, labour could rent capital, instead of capital renting labour."
The end of wage slavery.
And we do it anyways, slave away in our corners. And they think we don’t yearn to be free, to have our labur mean something other then this mindless consumption.
“a lot of people in the climate movement know its too late to stop climate change, but will say you can’t really talk about that because you will scare people into paralysis or whatever”
What buffoonery eh? Like keeping your nuclear weapon on the table after there’s are already in the air.
People need to know the capital T Truth.
(punch line)
Honestly, its what the movies taught us.
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Funny Jokes - 2 of em
HumorWatching "Coping with Reality" by Chris Hedges in his Days of Revolt series, I got a couple of good laughs.
