Stupid And Random Things

Unicorns, Minotaurs, n My Little Ponies?

Unicorns r real n they r from the planet Uranus. And all day on the planet Uranus unicorns shoot rainbows out of their butts n eat marshmallow puppies.

Minotaurs r also real & they r from the planet Mars. And all day long on the planet Mars miniatures ram into each other's heads n eat rock dragons.

One day the minotaurs got bored n went to take over the planet Uranus. The king of the unicorns n his planet full of unicorns r just sitting n eating marshmallow puppies when.....AHHHHH!! THE MINOTAURS R HERE AHHHHH!!!WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

The minotaurs took over the planet Uranus n the Unicorns became their prisoners. Uranus was no longer blue it was now black. The minotaurs rules the planet for 1,000 years. Until .... 1,000 yrs of ruling the king of the unicorns got tired of being in prison so he called their cousins the my Little Ponies for help.

"Hey can you guys come help us because we r tired of being the minotaurs slaves. I mean they won't even let eat marshmallow puppies and instead they r making us eat rock dragons. It's gross."

" Well for 1 we're not guys we're girls. So get ur facts straight. And 2 why should we help u I mean u never help us when we need ur help so why should we help u?"

"Come on. Please?"

"Ugh. Fine. Ur just lucky we hate the minotaurs."

"Thank u some much!!!"

"Whatever."

So their cousins came and,well. The minotaurs gave up easily. I mean they were deathly afraid of the little ponies. And now the unicorn king now re-rules Uranus full of unicorns n now they can eat marshmallow puppies again. And the minotaurs went back to eating rock dragons and taming into each other's head for fun.