Enjoy a picture of my baby (No he's not actually mine) (But I always take care of him whenever he's at my house) with a puppy snapchat filter on him!
Now.
TRY TO ENJOY THIS SHITTY BOOK!
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Does anybody else...
Narrate animal shows when extremely bored?
Act extremely loud and talkative around friends, but is quiet and often forgotten about by teachers or other students in class?
Say that you're tired but is EXTREMELY hyper and wide awake?
Say "I'm so FREAKIN awesome!" when someone says you're not but then says "I'm not awesome/cool/anything! Stop lying!!" when someone tries to complement you?
Give up on correcting people on how to say your name correctly?
Say anything and everything to keep a conversation going?
Say that you're going to go to bed early but ends reading a bajilion fanfics, start and finish a million seasons of different shows, scroll through social media for eternity, watch an infinite amount of random youtube videos, and screenshot a thousand pictures and memes until it's morning?
Say that you'll do something but never do it?
Cuss random objects out when you run into something or get hurt by it?
Say that you don't like people (kids/babies/little kids/adults/teenagers/humans) but you're one/have been one yourself?
Sing the whole alphabet a bajilion times for the letter you need?
Fangirl/boy when you see a baby or an animal?
Help people with their problems just to try and ignore/forget your own?
Remember song lyrics or lines from movies better then vocab words?
Tear up a whole room searching for your phone when it's been in your hand the whole time?
Remember something bad that a sibling has done to you four years ago but not remember what you did fives seconds ago?
Use calculators for simple math questions that you already solved out loud or in your head just to make sure?
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Or is that just me?
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