Fanboy [jikook]

4.

A/N: when finals are next week and you just kinda die inside when you remember that.

taetae uploaded a photo!

taetae: @ therealjk when did we even take this pic???

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therealjk: ... taehyung we took that picture yesterday night before i went home

taetae: oh yeah forgot about that lol

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juancocks: hey jimimijimimimimimim

jamsjimin: what

juancocks: i showed u my face

juancocks: well half

juancocks: so now show me ur face

jamsjimin: what no

juancocks: do i have to spam you

juancocks: remember last time???

jamsjimin: I REMEMBER PRETTY CLEARLY THAT I GOT 4,000 NOTIFICATIONS FROM YOU TWITTER AND I HAD TO GO ON TWITTER ON MY LAPTOP BECAUSE THE APP KEPT CRASHING

juancocks: well

juancocks: remember what im capable of :)))))

jamsjimin: fine ill upload a few selcas

juancocks: YES

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jamsjimin uploaded a photo!

jamjimins: @ juancocks have this you peice of shit. enjoy my high quality eye makeup.

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gotbam: OMHWU 

gotbam: NO

gotbam: NOT POSSIBLE

gotbam: TOO ATTRACTIVE

juancocks: I LOOK LIKE A VERY UGLY GOOSE COMPARED TO YOU WHAT I NEED MORE

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jamjimins uploaded a picture!

jamjimins: @ juancocks i used to be very chubby

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juancocks: WHeExzeE

juancocks: YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND JEONGGUK IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU

lalala8: you're so tiny and chubby im squealing.

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therealjk: taetae what do i do

taetae: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM MY SMALL CHILD DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT OR SOMETHING

therealjk: what

taetae: what

therealjk: anyways

therealjk: so theres this person ive been noticing is always commenting on my videos and photos and he really seems to like me

therealjk: he even direct messages me about his problems and in the end is all "i know you'll never read this" even though i read all of his messages and i just

therealjk: what do????

taetae: whats his username

therealjk: jamjimins

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taetae: omg hes so cute keep him

therealjk: what

taetae: look at his selcas

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therealjk: oh hes cute

taetae: talk to him I already ship it

therealjk: how though?????

taetae: make another account i guess 

therealjk: what

taetae: like maybe you pretend to be a fan of yourself and be all "I love jeonggukkkkkkskskskskskskks" or something

therealjk: thats actually not a bad idea

taetae: hah im smart