Here comes dat boi.

Dat boi

The loud city of New York was quiet for once. It was the time that dat Boi would come. Everyone hid, they could sense his presence. A loud clang made everyone jump,
  "Here comes dat boi!" A small child screeches in terror.
  Dat Boi came riding on his unicycle, pride filled his eyes as the terrified shrieks around him grew louder and louder. Dat Boi took in a deep breath and said,
"Oh shit whaddup."
  Everyone screamed. Police sirens rang in the background. Shots were fired.
  "Dat Boi, please don't hurt us!" A mother said crying as she held her baby. Dat Boi looked at the mother. He stopped the unicycle, Dat Boi calmly went up to the baby. The mother was frozen with shock. Dat Boi carefully placed his slimy hand on the baby's forehead and calmly said,
  "Oh shit whaddup"
Dat Boi walked away and got back on his unicycle as a single tear fell down his frog face. He rode far away until nobody saw him.
He never returned to New York again.
But that didn't stop the Internet.