Idk I'm bored as hell at home
So....a few days ago I went out to the mall to get some t-shirts and belts from Hot Topic. So I got there, I shopped but after a while I got hungry (as any normal human body does) so I went to the food court and got food.
While I was eating I noticed this group of girls staring, whispering and what seemed like giggling at me. I decided to ignore it since a lot of people stare at me (looking emo asf, with tattoos, and a gang leather jacket does...tend to catch attention xD)
But then I saw one girl (she looked the slur of the group. The shorts that practically be called panties, crop tops that just barely covered her oranges (bitch tried to act like she had watermelons up in there -.-) and 50 tons of make up) get up and make her way to me
She sat down, instantly started twirling her fake ass blond extensions and flirting. She tried to feel me up bit I literally bitch slapped her hand away xD
And my response to her was
"Sorry but I don't like pussy, and even if I did I would not want your dead fish smelling ass, loose, STD filled pussy being the cause of my death. I only like dick and frankly you don't have one, and we all know your a A cup bitch, stop acting like you have D cups and go fuck your dildo"
She gasped, got up and walked off xD
God I was trying so hard to not laugh
And before y'all say "Andy that was harsh as fuck you didn't have to do that"
Listen I have her 4 chances to stop
I said
"I'm not interested"
The first time
"Please stop, I'm not interested. I have a boyfriend"
The second time
"I asked nicely to please stop"
The third time
"I don't want to go off on you so please fucking stop"
The fourth.
She didn't stop, so she asked for it.
But yeah....fun day!
