Yo mama is so fat, when you want to go on the road, the maximum height of the vehicle is 5T, so she can't be in the car.
Yo mama is so fat of the 5 fattest person I know she's three of them.
Yo mama is so fat Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't play Temple Run, she plays Temple Roll.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell TAXI.
Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat she ate the punch line of this joke.
Yo mama is so fat when passed in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama is so stupid she returned a donut because it ha d a hole in it.
Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see what's on yhe other side.
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