The Signs At McDonalds

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Aries- Acts all happy and cheerful to the kids when all they want to do is shove them into the ball pit

Taurus- Tries to explain to Capricorn that the cashier is doing their job correctly

Gemini- Tells jokes to the kids behind them in line while doing funny faces all the while questioning their sanity

Cancer- Clings to their boyfriend's/girlfriend's arm while complaining about Capricorn and Taurus

Leo- Tries to get the kids Gemini is joking with to buy them food(evil ;-;)

Virgo- Tries to fix their burger but mentally dies when the cheese and condiments aren't centered

Libra- Looks for a potential guy/girl to date them, ends up eating their date(their date was their food)

Scorpio- Sits alone and waits for Pisces because Pisces is their best friend

Sagittarius- Shouts their opinion about Donald Trump while eating their food

Capricorn- Tries to tell the cashier how to do their job

Aquarius- Stalks Pisces

Pisces- Eats a lot of food and cries because it's gone

COMMENT WHAT YOU DO AT MCDONALDS! I EAT ALL THE FOOD AND CRY BECAUSE IT'S GONE, THEN I JUMP IN THE BALL PIT!

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