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Levi was a fairly stoic man. He never smiled or laughed or even cried. He never showed an emotion other than anger. You were going to change that. You were going to pull the key from the grenade that was Levi. This was gonna be good.

Levi lay in his chair. He only sleeps two to three hours a day and when he did he usually only slept in his chair. You were too shy to ask him to come to bed with you.

You smirked. You held a ham sandwich that hasn't been refrigerated in a while. You knew Levi had to be afraid of something. One day you finally had an idea. Levi was a clean freak. So he must be afraid of something dirty.

Mold. Mold is dirty. Mold is absolutely disgusting.

You carefully placed the sandwich in his hand and duct taped it.

Next you went to his shower. You put a whole lot of mold you got from Hange in. Of course she would have mold. You smiled. You then, as a last touch put mold under the covers in your bedroom.

"Showtime."

You pulled out an air horn behind Levi's head and blew it. Running to your hiding place.

Levi jumped up. "The hell?!" Raising his hand to wipe his eye he saw your work.

"HOLY F*CKING SH*T!" He screamed. You couldn't help but snicker from your hiding place.

Oh, did I forget to tell you that you placed cameras EVERYWHERE?!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Levi shrieked as he ran around the house. Shaking his hand trying to get the mold off. He pulled it off, threw it somewhere and ran to the shower. He didn't want the mold to spread to the rest of his body. He tore off everything and jumped in. Slipping from the mold he collapsed onto the shower floor. He opened his eyes to be face to face with the mold. His eyes widen as he jumps off the floor and books it to the bedroom. Screaming all the while. He jumps under the covers and whimpers.

You start to feel a bit sympathetic for the man. He was naked and afraid. Under the covers. Soon to find the next-

"AGHHHHHH (Y/N) WHYYYYYYYY?!" He shouts! You suddenly walk out from your hiding spot and the naked man runs to you and jumps into your arms. Literally. His feet aren't touching the floor. With a groan you carry the trembling man downstairs and drop him onto the couch.

You walk back upstairs and grab some clothes for him. You come back downstairs and give him his clothes. He looked at them suspiciously and glared at you.

"They're fine. I didn't put mold in there."

He grunted and put the clothes on. He looked at you and pouted.

You couldn't help but giggle. He was just too cute. "I'm sorry Levi." You wrapped your arms around him in a comforting way but he didn't return it. He grunted. "I love you." You smiled.

Levi mumbled something.

"What was that?"

"I said I love you too...brat." He scrunched his face up and hid in the crook of your neck.

"Do you wanna go help me clean the mold?"

He sighed and stood up. "I shouldn't be doing this but, I don't trust you enough to let you do it by yourself."

At that point you noticed tears welled in his eyes. His usual pale face was a reddish color.

You stood up and put you face to his. "Levi I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!" You put his head on your shoulder and you saw his back start to bounce as if he was crying. He started to sob. You gasped.

"N-no it's not that- I was thinking about how good that prank was and maybe doing the same to Yeager-brat." He looked up to you and you saw his mouth twisted up In a....smile? It didn't really look like a smile and you honestly felt afraid for your own well being.

"Are you okay?" You asked him.

"I was also thinking about how I am going to punish you later."

Okay. Now you were scared. You ran away immediately.

"HEY BRAT COME BACK HERE!"

You're doomed. Run reader-chan. Run as far and fast as you can.

That's all folks!