A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the Us, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100,' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste,"
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh, this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20." The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats, you got your memory back. Give me $20."
The furning lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all,"
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note):
"But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20" You can't beat Chinese Doctors.
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