A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to try it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok,ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
So, the son was not their son? Hahaha.. Peace out guys!
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RandomHello. This is my second book. I know you already knew it. Just saying! Heh... Enjoy your reading! Oh, and don't forget.. This story is a copy paste story. Some of it I guess. Hehe.. Because I have no idea now.
