Me: *falls* *drops phone*
Me: *breaks ribs,pinky,legs,arms,toes,ankle,collar bone,almost dies*
Me: "is my phone okay" *limps/crawls to phone*
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Rants from my very weird mind
De TodoWelcome to my sick,twisted,demented,insane mind,good luck!
I dont know what to call this
Me: *falls* *drops phone*
Me: *breaks ribs,pinky,legs,arms,toes,ankle,collar bone,almost dies*
Me: "is my phone okay" *limps/crawls to phone*