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you are talking to a random person who likes "bangtan sonyeondan" 

  |s- sasaeng y- yoongi|

s: hi! 

y: hi 

s: um so u like bangtan? 

y: duh obviously 

 s: oh, so who's your bias? 

y: min yoongi

s: same fam!! 

y: fam? wtf? 

s: oh sorry, r u not comfortable w/ that word? 

y: well not really but u called me fam and we basically just started chatting a few minutes ago

s: ooooh that's a pretty long reply i guess 

y: ur wasting my time peasant 

y: gotta luhan 

s: wait up!! 

y: what 

s: well damn that coldness brr 

y: coldness? wtf? 

s: oooh sassy 

y: srsly?

s: okay i'm sorry plz don't go not yet plz 

y: and y? 

s: bc i like talking 2 u??? 

y: fine bitch 

s: *gasps in korean* 

y: what 

s: how'd u know i'm a girl!? 

y: grandpa instincts 

 s: u kno what 

 y: i don't 

 s: ugh stop being sassy 

 y: em not 

s: yas u r 

y: em not 

s: *sighs dramatically* 

y: waht 

y: *what 

s: okay u know what 

s: u sound like suga

y: well damn ofc bc i am suga 

y: no 

y: i'm just kidding 

y: you've read nothing 

s: uh okae??? 

y: can i get ur number, facebook acc, twitter/IG username, whatever u have bc i can't talk 2 u here 4ever 

s: um ok 

y: that's fast 

s: tru 

y: well?? 

s: oh sorry 

 s: *sends my number, facebook acc, twitter & IG username* 

y: that's quite information 

 s: welp i trust u suga 

y: i told u!! 

s: waht 

s: i'm just trying to sass u geez calm ur soul fam 

y: nevermind  

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