Life in the slender family

Chapter 1

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! I GOT ANOTHER ONE UP!!!! I'm sorry for the wait, but I didn't have much inspiration, but, here you go!

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Singerteen' s P.O.V.

I groaned as my alarm clock went off. Raising a fist, I smashed the snooze button, effectively shutting it up. I mentally sighed, no doubt today would be just like any other day. Mom would come up a few minutes later and tell me to get out of bed, I tell him to go away or ignore him. He gets all pissy and goes down stairs and makes one of my other brothers come up and get me. Then one of my brothers drags me down stairs, I eat breakfast and tune out the constant Babel of splendorman. Then I go back up stairs, take a shower, get dressed, strap nightbeat and streetwise to my back. Then slide down stairs on the railing. Get a lecture from mom on how I need to stop dressing like a goth, and quit sliding on the rail.

Then offenderman backs me up, and we go out in the city. He goes and rapes girls, while I go and lure in teens and young adults with my music, and then hypnotize them in to going into slendy's Forrest. Then after a while, I meet up with offenderman again, we head back home, eat lunch. Then I help slendy kill a few victims for a while. The we go back home, eat dinner, and I spend the rest of the day in my room. Then mom comes up and tells me to go to bed, I ignore him. And then after mom storms off, slendy or offender comes up and makes me go to bed. But before I do, I hug all my brothers and tell them goodnight, then I go to sleep, only to wake up and do it all again.

"Singerteen! It's time to get up!" I groaned and rolled over, not wanting to. "Go away mom" Mom huffed. "You need to get up Singerteen! And stop calling me mom!" "Whatever you say, mommy" I could hear mom growl in frustration and then storm off down stairs. I smiled to myself. "I win again, trendy."

Offenderman's P.O.V.

I was sitting at the table, trying my best to ignore Splendy, when trenderman stormed in, stopped in front of me, and pointed a finger at me. "She likes you best. YOU GET HER OUT OF BED!!!!" I shrugged and teleported upstairs in front of Singerteen's room and entered. She was curled up under her covers. "Singer? It's time to get up." Singerteen poked her he'd out from under her blankets. "Let me guess, mom sent you up here, didn't he?" "Yep." Singerteen groaned and face planted into one of her pillows.

I chuckled and scooped her up, then flung her over my shoulder. "HEY!!!! PUT ME DOWN YOU ASSHAT!!!!" "Nope. If I don't get you down stairs asap, trendy will have a cow!" Singerteen rolled her eyes. "Won't really matter. He already has a barn full of them, what difference will another one make?" I laughed at Singerteen's usual sarcasm and moodiness. In a way, I sympathized her. She was the only girl out of all five of us, and she was the youngest. This makes her extremely eager to prove herself and extremely irritable if provoked.

We arrived at the kitchen. I dropped Singerteen into her chair. She huffed. "Thanks for setting me down 'gently'!" I laughed. "You're welcome." I chuckled as Singerteen groaned.

Singerteen's P.O.V.

UUUGH!!!! Why does offender have to be such a troll?! Oh great! Here comes mom! I braced myself for a lecture as trendy approached me. "As for you missy! When are you going to start listening to me, and get out of bed when I tell you to?!" I rolled my eyes. "When you stop caring about fashion." I smiled in my head as trendy folded his arms. "That will never happen." I smiled. "Well then mom, you have an answer."

Trendy growled and stomped over to his spot at the table, while I high fived offender. Though victory was short lived because slendy came in with breakfast. "Trendy has a point, Singerteen. You should get out of bed the first time your told." I rolled my eyes and replied sarcastically. "Yeah, and maybe it should be illegal for people to breath." Offender laughed. "Nice one singer!" Trendy huffed. "Don't encourage her offender!"

Offenderman shrugged. "Why not? She actually knows how to have fun. You might be able to have fun too, if you would pull out the pole you have shoved up your ass!" I cracked up as trendy' s face turned red, and he started chasing offenderman around the house. "Wait till I get my hands on you!" "What are you going to do? Grope me? You are gay, right?" "YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!!!!"

I laughed with Splendy as slendy face planted, and trendy continued to chase offender. Finishing my breakfast, I scurried upstairs and jumped into the shower. Chuckling as I listened to trendy chase offender down stairs.

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Hehehe! I apologize if this chapter was a bit short, but I had to post something! Anyways, I'll try to get the next chapter up asap, but until then. Kick back and relax. :)