Dedicated to her because she votes for every chapter >.<
Zane's POV
"You what?" Garret asked doing whatever he was doing. "Wait. Wait. Hold up. You like someone? Who is she? Is it Pheobe? Damn, I knew it was going to happen someday."
"Ew. Gross. no way. She's not my type." I tell him and he rolled his eyes. "What? She isn't. I my girls smart and not drug dealers. I can't risk having a girlfriend in jail. My parents would kill me."
"True. Who is your type?"
"I'm not telling you."
"We're best friends. You can tell me anyhthing."
He's right. We are best friends but somehow I can't trust him. I'm afraid of losing the only person who will actually talk to me. Maybe the cutie will talk to me. What am I thinking? He doesn't even like me. I want to him to like me. Want him to not think of me as the bad guy. I'm a very nice person once you get to know me.
I'm not sure if Garret and I are friends. He's only hanging with me cause I have the good drugs. He's a drug addict. Just like me. That's one of the things we have in common. "Hand me that man." I say and he hands me what he was smoking. "Dude. I'm planning on staying single for the rest of my life. I just want to have a simple hump and dump."
"Since when do you play girls?"
"I've been playing them since last year. I just needed the sastifaction. Relationships takes responsibility." I tell him and he chuckled.
"I understand you." he said high fiving me. I started coughing and he took it out of my hand. "Remember that Audrey chick?"
"Yeah."
"Was she good?"
"Nah. I've had better."
***
I started my bike and drove home. I dreaded going there but I have to go there anyways. Sometimes I hang out with Garret or Phoebe because I don't want to go home. Did you know my mother threw a beer bottle at my head? I have to get three stiches. Dad tried to blow up my motorcycle once.
Maybe I dont have to go home. I can just go ride around the town. Get something to eat. Maybe I can go to Starbucks. I know Audrey goes there all the time. I can go bother her. I wonder if Jeydon is with her. I wonder if they're going out secretly.
I think my new friend is possibly gay. If he says he's straighter than Spongebob... Then he must be gay. I'm not jumping to any conclusions. He doesn't look gay. Maybe I can turn him gay. Have a little fun with the kid. Okay, I'm not that bad of a guy wow. He'd make on hell of a good play toy.
I parked my bike in front of the store and saw the cutie and the Grinch talking by the window. Jeydon looked like he wanted to slap her. I understand you cutie. She can be annoying at times. I walked over to the cashier and ordered my regular. Seconds later he gave me my drink and I walked to a table and watched the cutie talk to the Grinch.
"Audrey! I'm GAY. I like guys. Damn."
Everyone turned to stare at Jeydon and Audrey. Audrey was trying to collect everything that was going in her head. It's like the time I told her I was gay. Audrey was in shock. I felt like laughing but I knew that would be mean.
"You're what?" She asked.
"I'm gay. I like dicks."
What size?
"You can't be! I felt this connection. You are the one for me." she started to cry. Oh gosh. She is crazy in the head man.
"I am Audrey and if you can't accept me then I understand." Jeydon sighed and then Audrey screamed.