FRUK MY LIFE

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Just.

Spoiler alert: HUGE RANT COMING UP

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I SPENT ON THAT PICTURE

THAT FRUKING PICTURE

LET ME TELL YOU

3 HOURS

FRUKING THREE HOURS

AND MY PHONE WHACKED OUT AND IT FRUKING GOT DELETED

IT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY GOOD DIGITAL ART

THEN IT FRUKING GETS FRUKING DELETED

BY MY PHONE

AND IM ON MY LADY WEEK ON THE FIRST FRUKING DAY

OF ALL THE DAYS IT HAS TO GET DELETED

WHY TODAY????

I JUST WANTED TO DRAW  SOMETHING

I AM NOT  REDOING THAT WHOLE THING AGAIN

*sobbing and flipping tables*

IF MY HARD WORK JUDT GOES TO WASTE EVERY TIME THEN WHATS THE FRUKING POINT

3 FRUKING HOURS WASTED

AND IT WAS A PICTURE WITH A MIRROR

DO U KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET ALL THE COMPLEX DETAILS RIGHT

I want to kill someone. Or something.

The royal hobo has decided. I shall kill my phone.

*SCREAMING*

OH MY FRUKING NORWAY YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CAUSED ALL OF THIS YOU STUPID PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY

HOW FRUKING DARE YOU

*slams phone repeatedly on a table leg and throws it across the room*

I FRUKING WORKED SO HARD

You really know how to pick the perfect time to piss me off, don't you, you piece of junk

Are you mocking me, Lawrence? (I will use "Lawrence" as a temporary name for my phone)

*more screaming and heavy breathing and throwing things across the room*

DID YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO FACE MY WRATH LAWRENCE???

Lawrence: Yes.

YAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH

WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY AT WAR, LAWRENCE. PREPARE TO DIEEEEEE

Oh wait. You're at 17%. You're almost dead. Haha! I win.

IM STILL PRETTY FRUKING PISDED ABOUT THAT DRAWING YOU BETTER GIVE THAT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW.
*continues smacking Lawrence*

BEEEEEEEEEEEP.

The following scene has been too graphic and gory for underaged readers to see. It has been removed from Sammi's boredom book.

*time skip!*

*on the ground face down crying my eyes out*

Here lies Lawrence
2011-2016.
Rest in peace.

NOT.

HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE TYPED THIS WHOLE THING OUT, HUH?

Oh, and I did throw him across the room. I might do it again for my anger's sake.

Ughhh

But at least I have the original drawing on paper, right?

If you were confused, I took 3 hrs to do the digital one. I started the original one yesterday. I'm still working on it, I haven't colored it in yet.

Today was just terrible. Even though it was dragon boat festival. ;-;

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